<p>i am starting this thread for selfish reasons. If i enter into an explanation this will probably end up becoming a thread about something else- something completely different- and i won't be able to use it. Please whatever you do don't post here</p>
<p>Move along folks nothing to see here</p>
<p>此地无银三百两
(if your comp can't display it and you know Chinese, here's the pinyin: ci3 di4 wu2 yin2 san1 bai3 liang3)</p>