<p>Marena: we have partnerships with several local schools, in that they occasionally send students here, who we complain about being weirdos, eating anything that's not nailed down, and using our Ho(u|v)se couches. But you should come to Caltech anyway, because an English degree is a waste of wall space. Heck, I spoke English when I got here.</p>
<p>dLo: you are mistaken. Real men don't play football; any game where you stop play and stand around every two minutes is for fake men and certain species of prairie dog.</p>
<p>Games real men play:
* soccer riots
* bullet tag
* Australian indoor-rules quidditch
* Recursion*
* 10k drug run
* squid wrestling
* that game where you invade Russia in the winter**
* banjo dueling
* Tick-Tack-Toe
* freestyle electrical repair***
* Global Thermonuclear War</p>
<p><em>Recursion is the CS major's drinking game. Every time you take a shot, you take two shots.
</em>Famous players include Napoleon and Hitler.
**Invented last year by my roommate when he forgot to turn the circuit breaker off before sticking a screwdriver in the dimmer switch. The judges awarded 10.0, 9.8, 9.9, 10.0, and We Hope It Grows Back.</p>