<p>I would do it for the sake of the hilarious euphemisms that could be used to describe the predicament.</p>
<p>Minus one * minus one equals plus one ;)</p>
<p>Haha. I would for that, too, probably. You know, depending on the specific acts I would have to put myself through. lol</p>
<p>"I will FORCE myself to commit acts that disgust me for the sake of humor!"</p>
<p>Sacrificing your lunch for the furtherment of comedy's a good cause!</p>
<p>I know, man, I know. It's all about sacrifice. And, you know, having good stories to tell when you're drunk.</p>
<p>I approve as long as I'm allowed to partake in said humor. Otherwise I'd feel left out and be sad :(</p>
<p>I'm staying out. Otherwise corranged would end up loving guys or something.</p>
<p>I'm sure no one will be staying out in that situation.</p>
<p>I know I know...I'm terrible...</p>
<p>Wait. Who am I having sex with again? Is Guitar not invited?</p>
<p>edit: You do not need to be concerned about me liking guys, PorSK. ;)</p>
<p>Hey!! Not like I'd want to partake, but I'd at least like to be invited. Frankly, I'm insulted.</p>
<p>corranged, you're having sex with Natalie Portman if things go according to plan.</p>
<p>I'm not really liking the feel of this situation.</p>
<p>edit: nevermind, I am liking this situation very much. :D</p>
<p>Let's just say GuitarMan will depart early due to precocious achievements.</p>
<p>Geez, I should stop with this stuff...</p>
<p>PorSK--Don't you dare!!</p>
<p>:p</p>
<p>haha on that note!! Has anyone realized how late it is? :) Night all.</p>
<p>I'm proud of this thread.</p>
<p>Aw. Goodnight, Guitar! I still need to finish my Penn essay. lol</p>
<p>Frankly, I'm a tad embarassed by it.</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>O how enticing some sleep sounds right about now. But unfortunately I still have the four applications to finish. I just realized that January 1st is not the true postmark deadline, since neither Fedex nor USPS will operate that day. So today is the true deadline. Oh...freaking...crud...</p>
<p>We have a lot of views. It's a little weird to think that people are actually reading this, though. :p</p>
<p>I'm embarassed more than proud, as well. :)</p>
<p>Corranged--haha wow!!!!! Are you ever going to finish it? :p Vandy is two easy recycled essays so I'm going to submit that in a few minutes, leaving just Duke tomorrow, and then...wow....the whole process. Done. Awesome :)</p>
<p>Duality--No online apps?</p>