Seeing a Lamborghini today has changed my life.

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<p>People like expensive cars? The world MUST be coming to an end!</p>

<p>Seriously, if you want signs of a grim future, look no further than the American media. I can’t wait to read Lynne Spears’ book on parenting. I’m going to start on that after I finish Paris Hilton’s book on playing hard to get.</p>