<p>Sluggbugg:
Well, I never! Should have expected it, I suppose.</p>
<p>Comes from a true-blue state. Lives near Need<em>I</em>Say_More "San Francisco". Self-proclaimed alien (I'm not making this up, folks). Built-in lefty leanings (and don't give me that Klingon **** about the old thigh wound). </p>
<p>No wonder you proclaimed him 'Comrade' Conrad, you Communist. What's next? Copies of the Daily Mirror on the space_corners of all the bIHnuch?</p>
<p>Warrior Slugg!
Congratulations on your honorable victory! Blood wine coming up!! (maybe now and later). I believe we have a very nice 2259. Crash, would you mind rolling over under the booth and checking the wine racks? </p>
<p>Live long and prosper! (No wait, that's Vulcan...Interstellar species communication gets really complicated..) Does anyone have an extra universal translator?</p>
<p>You swear well, optimizerdad. You must have Klingon blood in your veins! Join me in the corner for more drinking, boxing, headbutting, and arm wrestling!! Yes, I was gored by a mugato, a large, white, ape-like creature with dorsal spines and a cranial horn (my son's Calculus teacher from last year), and that is why I lean to the left! </p>
<p>You honor us with your presence, Honorable Ambassador, doddsdad. May your dishes always be served alive :)</p>
<p>when you folks start speaking English, wake me up. I'm over there in the corner with the other fogies who never got past Howdy Doody and Life of Riley.</p>
<p>My Little Margie, anyone?</p>
<p>my people have arrived.</p>
<p>Ah. Little Margie. DoddsDad's live dish, I assume.</p>
<p>For the record: Doddsmom is the only "live dish" that interests me, although that's not meant to be a reflection on little Margie. </p>
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Dishy - If someone is a bit of a dish or a bit dishy it means they are attractive or good looking. From <a href="http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml%5B/url%5D%5B/quote%5D">http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml
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<p>Hey - that <em>was</em> the point of my little pun.</p>
<p>Sniff. Nobody appreciates me...</p>
<p>Oops! Sorry about that O-dad. :o I missed it because I had my Subtlety Detector turned off and stored. We had Klingons in the bar and it's a rather delicate instrument. It's also not necessary for communication with Klingons. It could also be all that blood wine affecting my judgement....:D</p>
<p>Apology accepted :). And adding "DoddsMom is the only live dish that interests me" was a smart move. She has been known to browse through these tomes...</p>
<p>optimizedad, for me that was a LOL!</p>
<p>Yeah....I agree with jmmom - you guys are too smart for me - or out there - or whatever....and I don't see any wine racks under here (or over there -- or where-ever) but looking up I see a mega mass of gum wads under the tabletop - in every color of the rainbow. Makes me kinda hungry for a chew - anybody got some? KLING on, Slugger!</p>
<p>KLING ON, Crash! Man, did the p'tahk fly today! :D My nextdoor *taHqeq<a href="basically%20an%20unpleasant%20creature%20to%20deal%20with">/i</a> called my Klingon comrades, the county guys, and asked them to send out an inspector. Good, I love company! I have to go steam some asparagus. Klingons love the stuff, and you know why. :p. I'll make extra for you guys, because it looks like we're running low in Cheese Nips and Bugles. </p>
<p>Kicked some Cardassian butt today and ripped the asphalt out of our driveway! Yeeeeaaahhhh! (I apologize...that came out sounding like Howard Dean.) More Blood Wine, Honorable Ambassador, doddsdad! :)
KLINGON BLOOD WINE<br>
Ingredients:
8 oz Firewater (a 100 proof cinnamon Schnapps)
6 oz Everclear (the full strength stuff)
6 oz triple sec
6 oz white tequila
3 drops green food coloring
6 drops red food coloring</p>
<p>(Sangria works as a tame substitute.)</p>
<p>Slugg:
Oh, boy - you are on a roll today. Whatever it is that you're smoking, can I have some?</p>
<p>Hello. Pardon me but I cannot comprehend the previous communications. However, as I have commended my spirit into these hands I will wait. Please advise when you have returned to the earth world....</p>
<p>Ditto Alu, never been to middle earth myself. </p>
<p>But you know what's really scaring me? I am starting to understand their lingo! And I think "taHqeq" does have a certain je ne sais quoi.</p>
<p>I'm just lying here, listening, chewing some gum.....</p>
<p>Crash:
...and having fun staring at hairy legs and knee socks, too, as you freely admitted in an earlier post.</p>
<p>Pervert.</p>
<p>
LOL. I'm just huddled over here in the coat closet hoping all the scary people will leave. It's like the ads for that Invasion show on TV-"Mommy. You smell different." </p>
<p>Some of our patrons sure smell different.</p>