@ClasserRockerDad, Because I appreciate the effort and creativity, I will attempt a verse. Just in fun, though; no disrespect to people who’ve made choices different from my own. Okay, here we go:
The 1% Blues - by the college confidential community
[Verse 1]
Private college costs are way too high
Housing costs too, I just barely scrape by
And if illegals get deported, you know what they say?
My lawn will just turn from grass into hay
[Chorus]
I got more than most
Living in my shoes
Yet still I have
Those 1% blues.
[Verse 2]
Nice homes, great schools, counselors with clout,
All the advantages my kids can’t do without,
I make a nice salary and try my best
To cover these bills, but that darn Sam takes the rest.
[Chorus]
I got more than most
Living in my shoes
Yet still I have
Those 1% blues.