<p>Who are you? What do you do? What's your thing? Why do you do it?</p>
<p>Who are you?
A manatee</p>
<p>What do you do?
Swim</p>
<p>What's your thing?
Floating around</p>
<p>Why do you do it?
Everyone around me does it.</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>Who are you?
TCBH</p>
<p>What do you do?
Visit CC</p>
<p>What's your thing?
I'm a guy, so</p>
<p>Why do you do it?
Do what?</p>
<p>Who are you?
I would say, but I'm still a potential victim of NAMBLA for a couple more weeks</p>
<p>What do you do?
Eat mentos, watch TV, and hunt down NAMBLA members with Chris Hanson </p>
<p>What's your thing?
I hunt down NAMBLA members</p>
<p>Why do you do it?
Do you really need to ask?</p>
<p>Who are you?
serial killer/your worst nightmare</p>
<p>What do you do?
read above</p>
<p>What's your thing?
sharp pointy objects. usually knives, but i can get resourceful</p>
<p>Why do you do it?
someone stop me please..</p>
<p>we are not the same, i am a martian</p>
<p>you guys crack me up...</p>
<p>^ Sorry if that hurt</p>
<p>Remember when Spongebob shrunk Squidward with the ray belt and Squidward had a brief relationship with a pickle?</p>
<p>I am said pickle.</p>
<p>Who are you?
An MPerfectionist. </p>
<p>What do you do?
Perfect life; sob and self-dramatize my existence if failure transpires. </p>
<p>What's your thing?
Post-its, matching outfits, penguins, purifiers. </p>
<p>Why do you do it?
It's sort of innate.</p>
<p>Who are you?
Stephen Fowler</p>
<p>What do you do?
Take the GRE and score in the 99.99% percentile</p>
<p>What's your thing?
Revealing others' ignorance and/or inadequate state of health</p>
<p>Why do you do it?
Because I can</p>
<p>Who are you?
Zim</p>
<p>What do you do?
Do?
I ALREADY INVADED EARTH YOU FOOLISH HUMANS!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p>
<p>What's Your Thing?
DESTROYING THE FOOLISH HUMANS!!!!</p>
<p>Why do you do it?
Because That is the will of the TALLEST!
HAIL THE TALLEST!</p>
<p>Who are you?
Wartsandall</p>
<p>What do you do?
I have a tendency to procrastinate.</p>
<p>What’s your thing?
I’m fond of further developing the concept of perception.</p>
<p>Why do you do it?
It intrigues me.</p>
<p>Lawl at that^</p>
<p>Who are you?
Gerontius</p>
<p>What do you do?
No idea</p>
<p>What’s your thing?
Talking nonsense, or obscurely </p>
<p>Why do you do it?
It annoys people</p>
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</p>
<p>Oh man, I remember that guy. So hilarious…</p>
<p>Who are you?
That lemon poppyseed muffin you ate this morning.</p>
<p>What do you do?
Trudge through your intestines.</p>
<p>What’s your thing?
Being digested.</p>
<p>Why do you do it?
Do I have a choice?</p>
<p>Who are you?
I am a person trying to make it in this business called life.</p>
<p>What do you do?
I’m a full-time student and aspiring musician.</p>
<p>What’s your thing?
I consider myself an artist.</p>
<p>Why do you do it?
This year, I’ve contemplated suicide on a daily basis bc I was depressed, however, I’ve realized that because music was stripped away from me bc of an impulsive decisionl I now know that I am meant to be an artist, and not just another face in the crowd.</p>
<p>Who are you?
William Sidis</p>
<p>What do you do?
Be really smart</p>
<p>What’s your thing?
Being smart</p>
<p>Why do you do it?
Because I’m smart</p>
<p>Who are you?
RomaniGypsyEyes</p>
<p>What do you do?
Post on CC.</p>
<p>What’s your thing?
I argue.</p>
<p>Why do you do it?
Because people are dumb.</p>
<p>Who are you?
Well, I’m a head hunter.</p>
<p>What do you do?
I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations.</p>
<p>What’s your thing?
Can you believe how lame this is?</p>
<p>Why do you do it?
Ahhh, let me think… I don’t care.</p>