<p>Thanks for the site! I'll definitely check it out. WOOT.</p>
<p>Yale - Easiest Ivy to get into. Just need a couple of forged documents. The gay Ivy
Stanford - Best school the world has ever seen. Even God said so.
Brown - Hippy Ivy. More trust funds than JP Morgan.
Princeton - Eating Clubs galore. Prob the best Ivy for UG's if you include both Prestige and focus.
Cornell - The weakest Ivy. The SUNY Ivy.
Duke - Parties. Smartness. Hoopstars.
UMich - Nice Grad schools. Best public school with an admit rate over 50%.
NW - The school every other Big Ten school wants to play.
CMU - Techies, Techies, Techies. Some would say MIT rejects -- but that's a bit harsh.
WUSTL - The only propaganda machine to ever compete with the Bush administration.
UCB - Best Grad programs in the World.</p>
<p>WHOA Yale=easiest Ivy to get into?</p>
<p>sorry, even with my scant knowledge, but I'd have to disagree with that. ;)
But I'm equally bad at judging sarcasm as I am in college selection, so if it was sarcasm...</p>
<p>I wouldn't say Bourne is biased or anything, heh heh.</p>
<p>Yale: Gay sex and cocaine.</p>
<p>^ you've obviously been reading the Rumpus...</p>
<p>this is so...interesting.</p>
<p>Of course I'm taking everthing with a bucket of salt, but it's interesting to see the most extreme characterizations and see what that brings out in each school. Make that bucket supersized.</p>
<p>Here are a few verses that I remember from an old drinking song that stereotypes some of the Ivys.</p>
<p>Harvard's run by Wellesley</p>
<p>Wellesley's run by Yale</p>
<p>Yale's run by Vasser</p>
<p>Vassers run by Tail</p>
<p>Princeton's for the Pretty Boys</p>
<p>And Fairys go to Penn</p>
<p>But far above Cayuga there's a race of hairy men</p>
<p>( this originated when Vasser and Wellesley were all girls)</p>
<p>Brown - cool kids that are smart
Dartmouth - jocks that are smart
Cornell - partiers that are smart
Harvard - serious people that are smart
Yale - quirkies that are smart
Princeton - republicans that are smart (oximoron?)
Columbia - city dwellers that are smart
UC Berkeley - liberals that are smart
Duke - ultra-conservative white kids that are smart
Northwestern - parka-wearing smarties</p>
<p>and there you have it lol</p>
<p>Darthmouth...jocks?
and Duke...ultraconservative?</p>
<p>Really?
(and hahah to the Princeton one..)</p>
<p>^ Hey, you asked for stereotypes!</p>
<p>Although, I would say it's more like</p>
<p>Dartmouth: smart, laid back kids who like to drink (because there's nothing else TO do)</p>
<p>Duke: lax players. Pre-med. I think people think it's more conservative because it's in the South. They might be right.</p>
<p>yeah - so maybe dartmouth isn't full blown jocks but they are definitely the most athletic / outdoorsy types for the ivies - and i have a couple of friends at duke who come from conservative wealthy backgrounds, went to private schools, and i have heard that the conservativism at duke sometimes turns into racism - eek</p>
<p>Hahah, little_galaxy, it was an honest "oh really?" question ;) I thought that Duke was maybe more jock-y because of the basketball and all of that stuff.</p>
<p>Ack to the possible racism at Duke. </p>
<p>Hey - question: which one (Duke or Dartmouth) parties/drinks more? Thanks!</p>