Social Tips

<p>Excuse my spelling and 10000 grammer errors</p>

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<p>Here are a few social tips for your first week at college.</p>

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<li>Have a freshman "get togther" but dont invite people like that. For example during your orentation or just around campus you could invite a few freshman for a couple of drinks (alcoholic or not it doesnt matter) a game of poker on "x" night. Preferably wednesday. You should aim to get around 20 people going atleast. Do the same thing the next week (diffrent day) with a diffrent crowd of people. Then now you know a few people you could invite a few of the people you've become close with and have a blow out freshman party and invite every freshman on campus. (Make sure your party doesnt suck) </li>
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<p>-Go to every single party you hear about who gives 2 F's if your not invited and try and talk 2 people that are either alone or in small groups of 2's and 3's you can quickly see how the small group you joined expands and expands.
Now you want to know more about people than just there names. So ask a few questions 2 diffrent people. but please dont say stupid stuff like "what major are you taking" </p>

<p>-Frats. Now theres a smart trick about frats. If you join a frat then your social life will improve dramatically but now your limiting yourself and may get stereotyped around campus. So the trick is to become affiliated with frats but not in a frat. That means that you get the high social life but you dont have to waste money or carry around a stigma or anything like that. </p>

<p>-A Neat trick is to get a t-shirt printed. Now dont be dumb and put your name on the front. What you want to do is have a really witty comment or something that will get people reading the t-shirt and then your name printed on the back</p>

<p>-Be the first freshman to have sex on campus. (jus' an idea)</p>

<p>-Approach people. But you cant be nervous and stuttering. So have an air of confidence even if your about to break down inside. Strike up a 5 minute conversation. (Hey how are you doin' , fine you , yeah im fine, my name is "x" my name is "x" so where are you heading now.. "x" .."yeah im goin "x"...maybe Ill see you around later). Then next time it isnt so akward and slowy you can develop a friendship. Obviously its easier if there in your class.</p>

<p>-This works amazing if you have a car. Ask people if they want a ride to where ever there going. But always have atleast two or three questions ready because you dont want that akward silece.</p>

<p>-Study Group. But dont invite people this way to a study group. Say to people we've only got "x" to our first exam why dont we get togther go over some stuff have a drink or two. we all know we cant afford to flunk. So it doesnt sound boring and stupid like "hey do you want to come to my study group" This works well because the diffrent classes you take the diffrent sort of people you will meet.</p>

<p>-Go wild. Invite people to a trip down to mexico on the weekend. lol lol.</p>

<p>-Dont limit yourself. If your a basketball player dont limit yourself to hanging out with JUST the team. Keep a wide circle of friends and the inner band will get tighter and tighter but you still have a broad range of friends</p>

<p>-Have sex with the hottest girl in each year.</p>

<p>-Dont limit yourself to just freshman. I know it may be a little scary approaching older people. Its easier if there of the opposite sex obviously. </p>

<p>[Will Post More Later]</p>

<p>takeyourownadvice</p>

<p>Which I 100% plan to do.</p>

<p>meaning you havent hahahah
get back to us with results! i love those sucess and rejection stories</p>

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-Study Group. But dont invite people this way to a study group. Say to people we've only got "x" to our first exam why dont we get togther go over some stuff have a drink or two. we all know we cant afford to flunk. So it doesnt sound boring and stupid like "hey do you want to come to my study group" This works well because the diffrent classes you take the diffrent sort of people you will meet.

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<p>I think you'd come across as a drunk or if you served drinks at a study group.</p>

<p>Who said they would have to be alcoholic? Its just outlines. Dont take everything so literal you add your own twists and whatever. </p>

<p>Nobody will want to go to a "study group" if you dont present it in a good way. </p>

<p>1989 - I will. But your going to have to wait a while (i.e next year)</p>

<p>I should have named this thread Social Ideas instead of tips.</p>

<p>bah!
i always have a beer or two while studying. alcohol is not the devil.</p>

<p>"-Have sex with the hottest girl in each year."</p>

<p>You make it sound like its an easy task..........</p>

<p>The majority of this is absolutely terrible advice. If you follow these "Social Tips", you'll quickly get a reputation around campus as "that guy", and be mocked accordingly. </p>

<p>Beyond this, a lot of the tips are just plain silly, and make me think the thread starter is only in high school. For instance, how exactly would one "closely associate" with a frat despite not being a part of it? Is that like being "against the war" but "supporting the troops"? </p>

<p>Also, "Have sex with the hottest girl in each year"?</p>

<p>Nice goal....but how is that social advice again?</p>

<p>agreed...most of these ideas are absolutely worthless...and this is coming from a guy named ihavenolife.</p>

<p>there is no 'hottest girl on campus' in college because the campus is so usually damn big.</p>

<p>and btw did you sleep with the hottest girl in your HIGH SCHOOL? if you can't do it in the little pond what makes you think you can do it in the ocean?</p>

<p>Off the topic but i have to say this.</p>

<p>""Is that like being "against the war" but "supporting the troops"? ""</p>

<p>It is Nothing like that silvarua. you can't compare college and war. end of story.</p>

<p>katieg-</p>

<p>Sweetheart, I was using it as an example of two contradictory beliefs people frequently say together. Way to completely miss the point, and not address the original topic.</p>

<p>Comeon people.
My serious advice:</p>

<p>Be outgoing.
Attend a party every now and then.
And be yourself.</p>

<p>and be a beerpong master.</p>

<p>i know, i'm sorry. i'm sure you didn't mean it like that but i have family in iraq right now and i'm really sensitive about that.</p>

<p>carry on with the beerpong.</p>

<p>This list is the best way to be mocked at every social outing possible.</p>

<p>Still gets you attention, no?</p>