<p>Looks forward to campfires and story time</p>
<p>Economics + pre-med</p>
<p>Knows they probably wonât get into med-school, so they consider Econ grad school a viable alternative. Gets into neither, and works as a car salesman.</p>
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<p>Public policy major with a physics minor.</p>
<p>Wants to do importent things, just doesnât know what.</p>
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<p>Spanish major, with Economics minor</p>
<p>Peace Corp volunteer</p>
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<p>Church music (a real major, I kid you not!!!)</p>
<p>Growing up as a preacherâs son provides a nice fallback career when oneâs high school band doesnât get its big break on schedule.</p>
<p>History+Math double major.</p>
<p>I assume I am good at everything but I really will just end up being a teacher.</p>
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<p>Music major</p>
<p>I assume I am good at anything but I really will just end up being a teacher.</p>
<p>Biological Systems Engineering</p>
<p>Someone who couldnât hack it as pre-med. </p>
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<p>Psychology and Art double major</p>
<p>I really had no idea on what i wanted to major in so i chose majors i thought i would find interesting. I also have no direction in life.</p>
<p>aeronautics</p>
<p>Wants to go into space, or build stuff that goes into space.</p>
<p>Art History</p>
<p>Not sure what kind of REAL hands-on job you can get with that major
Museum guy?</p>
<p>Neuroscience</p>
<p>Future brain surgeon. You probably think your major looks more impressive than the Biology and Chemistry kids.</p>
<p>Business Management</p>
<p>Someone who thinks they are going to be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company when in reality they will probably be managing the local McDonalds.</p>
<p>Interdisciplinary</p>
<p>Has no clue what they want to do with their life. </p>
<p>(Juanita, I had the exact same idea for #2032âs stereotype lol)</p>
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<p>American Literature</p>
<p>Enjoys reading and writing a lot. Takes long walks on the beach at night. Didnât want to have a practical major because getting a job after college is lame. Also they swim in tributaries because they donât want to be mainstream. (I know some of this isnât major specific, but I had a hard time thinking of something)</p>
<p>Horticulture.</p>
<p>Green Thumb.</p>
<p>Social Work.</p>
<p>A genuinely nice person who cares about people and could care less about making six figures.</p>
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<p>African Studies</p>
<p>Will probably never actually go to Africa or get a job in America.</p>
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<p>Physics, Computer Science, and Math major (basically called the âTrinityâ major)</p>
<p>Basically anyone who was good at math in high school. They found out that they couldnât do straight math problems for a living and they needed to incorporate the math with something more practical(sans math major, they are probably numberphiles who think 42 is the meaning of the universe and everything). Most of the aformentioned lack any sort of social skills or means of communication, they primarily rely on Binary Code as their first language. Their knowledge of the opposite sex is also very limited.</p>
<p>Music Therapy</p>
<p>Spent high school in band and babysitting. Figured Music Therapy could help them âchange the worldâ/âhelp societyâ while basically pursuing old hobbies and hanging out with kids.</p>
<p>Graphic Design, minor in Writing</p>