<p>Someone who will be unemployed after college.</p>
<p>Mathematics.</p>
<p>It turns women into men, and men into something I cannot discern because of the fullness of their beards.</p>
<p>Statistics</p>
<p>enjoys pulling random facts out of their ass and using them in conversations</p>
<p>Astrophysics and/or Hotel Management (my personal passions, of course)</p>
<p>Dreamed of managing hotels from birth. Really good at getting hotels in monopoly.</p>
<p>scrubs/nubs- English,psychology, history, preschool education, musicology, any social studies</p>
<p>Hotel Management: Unlike the English majors who think they can avoid the path of retail, HM majors are realistic and honest about their future.</p>
<p>Astrophysics: nerds who are also eccentric</p>
<p>Entomology</p>
<p>edit: lol, I spent an extra minute thinking of a weird major</p>
<p>Studies the composition of Entenmannâs cakes?</p>
<p>Astrophysics - grew up watching Battlestar Galactica</p>
<p>Linguistics</p>
<p>Smarter English/foreign language majors.</p>
<p>French</p>
<p>Linguistics: Noam Chomsky wannabe</p>
<p>French: Is French and is looking for an easy 4.0</p>
<p>Philosophy?</p>
<p>Tell me why Iâm mocking you right now, Philosophy major.</p>
<p>Archaeology</p>
<p>Philosophy: the new glam major; need I say more?</p>
<p>Archaeology: the same kids who used to dig through trash </p>
<p>Ancient History</p>
<p>philosophy: constantly seeking validation</p>
<p>archaeology: wants to be indiana jones, will be disappointed</p>
<p>Arrowhead collector.</p>
<p>Philosophy?</p>
<p>Edit: Iâm glad someone noticed my insecurity</p>
<p>majored in it b/c it makes him/her look very intelligent and âcoolâ but later regrets that he/she majored in it</p>
<p>Theology</p>
<p>Theology: Some of those obsessive religious freaks that think that God is the answer to this world and nothing else</p>
<p>Civil Engineering!</p>
<p>civil engineering - indian/asian guys who wonât get laid until they get the job and become more attractive to the female who wants the works(a guy with a solid reputable job to live a middle class lifestyle)</p>
<p>comparative literature</p>
<p>prides them self on being literate and appreciating fine literature, but realizes they will never write anything comparable </p>
<p>criminology</p>
<p>Too illiterate to do sociology; wants to be a) a cop, b) a lawyer, or c) both.</p>
<p>Architecture</p>
<p>architecture - hard working person who didnât fit in with the art or math kids, but still liked both aspects - just not too much of one or the other. fairly creative and good with numbers but not a picasso and doesnât like multivariable calculus.</p>
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<p>Mechanical engineering (with a focus on engines).</p>