<p>can impress opposite sex with his/her skills of fixing broken things</p>
<p>chemical engineering</p>
<p>i totally wish i was cool enough to be a nuclear engineer and blow things up or play with x-rays, but iām not.</p>
<p>human resources</p>
<p>hey, college is supposed to be fun, so why bother with a legit major? even business seems too hard. nevermind that people with any other major are qualified for my job after graduation</p>
<p>Art History</p>
<p>Expert at making flashcards. Either wants to work in a museum or teach.</p>
<p>Psychobiology</p>
<p>smarter than the other psych majors, but too lazy to study biology or neuroscience</p>
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<p>Rocket science (aerospace engineering)</p>
<p>Itās not brain surgury</p>
<p>Econ-Poli sci double</p>
<p>future consultant, likely to lose soul sometime within next 15 years</p>
<p>creative writing</p>
<p>likes to write. thinks they are ādifferent than everyone elseā. wants to be a novelist.</p>
<p>computer science</p>
<p>Someone who drinks energy drinks in excess, enjoys abstract concepts and mathematics a little bit too much , and didnāt like hardware enough to be their counterpart (and superior) , computer engineer ( my applied major , go figure).</p>
<p>Computer engineering</p>
<p>smokes fat blunts, writes mad kernel kode. clockinā 24/7</p>
<p>kinesiology</p>
<p>iāll answer my own one:</p>
<p>a true scholar. takes their studies very seriously.</p>
<p>math</p>
<p>is really bad at humanities & social sciences, and really hate them.</p>
<p>iāll be more specific,</p>
<p>Applied Mathematics</p>
<p>with this degree, iāll be applying mathematics to high school kids that could care less for the rest of my life. canāt wait.</p>
<p>Chemistry</p>
<p>could easily kill you if they wanted</p>
<p>History</p>
<p>Learning random meaningless facts about the famine in Nicaragua in 1635 to torture innocent high school students with.</p>
<p>Psychology</p>
<p>A girl. Who thinks she knows what youāre thinking at any given moment (but actually doesnāt). And gets angry when you tell her shes wrong. Highly emotional. Somewhat romantic. Above average when it comes time to get busy. Has self-image issues/somewhat unsecure about herself.</p>
<p>Turf Grass ( a real major at my school )</p>
<p>You study about grassā¦? An educated gardener I guess. (Btw do you go to Penn State? lol)</p>
<p>Earth System Science</p>
<p>Someone who doesnāt just care about going green, but about the science behind it. </p>
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<p>Public Relations</p>
<p>Some girl who thinks that sheāll get to meet celebs through this overly glorified form of journalism.</p>
<p>Viviculture</p>
<p>has good social skills.</p>
<p>Classical Studies</p>