<p>Someone who enjoys wearing powdered wigs.</p>
<p>Exercise Science</p>
<p>Wants to be a gym teacher</p>
<p>Horticulture</p>
<p>Wears a rope instead of a belt</p>
<p>Immunology</p>
<p>Fleet-footed linoleum lab-floor scurrier extraordinaire
Also master of the Shenzen shuffle
Short stature confers immunity to microscope-induced neck fatigue</p>
<p>Physical therapy</p>
<p>OMG</p>
<p>I had to look it up â there REALLY is a major for Turf Science</p>
<p>an ex high school star athlete who has no other interests and thinks this will help them continue to be involved in sports.</p>
<p>anthropology/sociology</p>
<p>People who enjoy making âdiscoveriesâ on the obvious.</p>
<p>Turf Science (Thanks to LongHaul)</p>
<p>Good God that turf was like concrete when I was getting my face smashed into it by other high school football players way more talented than me. Iâm going to help other dusters like my self have a cozier dose of reality than I got. </p>
<p>Communications</p>
<p>Doesnât know what to study, but just wanna graduate.</p>
<p>Bagpipes (at Carnegie Mellon)</p>
<p>someone who wants people to think they are cool and eccentric and think outside the box
âŠbut really theyâll just have a pointless degree and no where to go with it</p>
<p>haha this is fun</p>
<p>premed (freshman year)</p>
<p>^English major by junior year.</p>
<p>EEOB</p>
<p>EEOB majors are hippies that think that there is an answer for everything. They can be hardworking and knowledgeable when it only comes to science, but live in their own world most of the time.</p>
<p>Double majoring in Music Education & Performance with a concentration in Opera/voice</p>
<p>My man is going to be a business or science major. I donât want a pot smoking, lazy arts major who takes the easy courses. No way Jose. He needs to be rich so he can shower me with presents and money. If a guy doesnât buy you things it means he doesnât love you, and you should get rid of him.</p>
<p>^^^^
i like the way you think, ashleymiller.</p>
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<p>^^ Will make a career out of popular American Idol auditions.</p>
<p>Biology, with a minor in Art</p>
<p>^^^^ wants to teach high school full time. xD</p>
<p>Apparel Design & Marketing</p>
<p>^^^
No clue. Maybe fashion magazine work?</p>
<p>Chinese/Journalism, possible minor in Spanish</p>
<p>^^ Has no idea that Spain is nowhere near China.</p>
<p>Sociology</p>
<p>fat lesbian dyslexic prollydumbo</p>
<p>classics</p>
<p>^^^</p>
<p>Has no idea that Spanish and Chinese are two of the three most spoken languages in the world as well as two of the most marketable ones.</p>
<p>Hotel Management</p>