<p>Computer Science: A nerd who spent his high school life playing WoW and taught himself javascript as a hobby.</p>
<p>Accounting.</p>
<p>No discernable personality.</p>
<p>Leisure studies (yes, it exists, look it up if you need inspiration)</p>
<p>Lazy and unmotivated.</p>
<p>Radiology.</p>
<p>Wants a job helping people but doesnât want to deal with blood and messy stuff.</p>
<p>Accounting minor in economics</p>
<p>Boring but smart people. Good at numbers, socially awkward</p>
<p>Neuroscience?</p>
<p>Neuroscience: Smart and want to understand their smartness and other crazy phenomena in their brain! And most likely wants to go to medical school =)</p>
<p>Linguistics</p>
<p>dots the i, crosses the tâs and keeps correcting peopleâs grammar⊠he/she is also depressed with life⊠has no idea what to do and finds pleasure in confusing people with lots of grammar rules and oddities⊠oh and is going to graduate and become a proofreader who will live his life on my tax paid money :)</p>
<p>Nuclear Engineers</p>
<p>Someone who [is</a> become death, the destroyer of worlds.](<a href=âhttp://www.faktoider.nu/oppenheimer_eng.html]isâ>http://www.faktoider.nu/oppenheimer_eng.html)</p>
<p>Film studies?</p>
<p>5 months after graduating, will be living in a box out on Hollywood Boulevard holding a sign âWill Work For Foodâ ⊠disclaimer: this statement doesnât reflect my beliefs, by the way =)</p>
<p>Anthropology.</p>
<p>5 months after graduating, will be living in a box outside the local library holding a sign âWill Work For Foodâ ⊠disclaimer: this statement doesnât reflect my beliefs, by the way =)</p>
<p>edit: I think I already did it but Materials Science and Engineering</p>
<p>Got pushed into engineering by parents but didnât find electrical, civil, mechanical, aerospace, computer, or industrial interesting.</p>
<p>Peace studies.</p>
<p>Constantly one bad day away from expulsion due to marijuana use.</p>
<p>Hospitality studies.</p>
<p>Someone who wants to devote their life to caring for others, and doesnât quite know how to.</p>
<p>Communication</p>
<p>Some dumb sorority girl who inspires to be in Public Relations to the stars while wanting to take the easy way out as an undergraduate so she can have enough time to party Thursday through Sunday. (again, this does not reflect my views â just the views that people at my school have of such majors)</p>
<p>Comparative Literature</p>
<p>someone who reads books and over analyzes them to the point where it doesnt make any sense anymore.</p>
<p>sociology</p>
<p>A person who likes to speak in esoteric terms and run around with explanations and trying to sound smart and highly educated</p>
<p>Sociology: Doesnât have the brains to major in economics, which is what <em>real</em> sociology is. :-D</p>
<p>Fashion design</p>
<p>Hahaha! These are all hilarious.</p>
<p>Hey! I opened this updated thread expecting to see a nasty stereotype and mockery of fellow human beings, not somebody expressing joy! So stereotype fashion design majors or get out! :-P</p>