<p>Fashion design; major selected by Valley Girls whose parents threatened to void all of her credit cards unless she enrolled in college; she decided to pick this major, foolishly assuming that it was as easy as taking pictures of her wardrobe and stapling it onto cardstock.</p>
<p>Legal Studies</p>
<p>Somebody who isnât fun to talk to either because they are insanely argumentative on everything. They probably spend all their days in the books and complain about how much more boring work they get than every other major.</p>
<p>Computer Engineering</p>
<p>Computer engineering- extremely bright but socially awkward, enjoys a night of WoW instead of a party</p>
<p>fashion merchandising</p>
<p>Did well at math at school and just because they were trend setters in high school that the way they portray the clothes will end up making them the big bucks</p>
<p>neuroscience</p>
<p>can impress people just by saying what his/her major is.</p>
<p>Chemical Engineering</p>
<p>Really smart, likes to talk about how wide range their major </p>
<p>Dance</p>
<p>Has fifty million original cast recording albums at home. Is extroverted and has no clue how an economy works.</p>
<p>Pharmacology</p>
<p>dance- either a hot chick or gay</p>
<p>communications</p>
<p>wants to be a journalist or work in media</p>
<p>macroeconomics</p>
<p>picked one of his ap classes at random when his parents told him he needed a major, found out it wasnât a real major and was disappointed</p>
<p>computer science/business double major</p>
<p>will soon realize double majoring in both will be a waste of time after realizing they donât go hand in hand.</p>
<p>elementary ed</p>
<p>nurturing and cuddly - probably female. has trouble understanding concepts beyond the 4th grade level. does not mind cleaning up after kids, even when they pick their nose, eat it, then vomit the whole thing back up and proceed to wet their pants in surprise.</p>
<p>pure math</p>
<p>can run the tables in a casino</p>
<p>biology</p>
<p>Biology is so common a major that I canât really draw any conclusions from it. I might consider the person unoriginal and boring, though.</p>
<p>Linguistics. I know it was mentioned before, but I want to hear a second opinion.</p>
<p>Someone who will end up working at McDonalds. </p>
<p>Industrial Engineering</p>
<p>idiot engineer, wants to think hes smart that hes an engineer, but doesnât want to take the hard classes of it</p>
<p>materials engineer</p>
<p>Guy who found out too late that he couldnât cut ChemE and this was all that he could switch to. Dumber than the IE guy because that guy took the easy way out from the beginning, and will still make more than the material science guy. </p>
<p>Computer Science</p>
<p>Thinks heâs much smarter than he is. Virgin.</p>
<p>History.</p>
<p>Someone who likes to think about history and itâs meaning, write papers, etc., just like me, except this guy has the guts to do a major that leads almost nowhere.</p>
<p>âŠStudies</p>