<p>allau ackbar!</p>
<p>French</p>
<p>Coasting on daddy’s money, plans to enter law school.</p>
<p>Nutrition</p>
<p>pasty anorexic girl who munches on celery while insisting it’s negative calories because you burn some as you chew it</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>Latin American studies</p>
<p>Now and Laters have got to be a negative calorie food, it burns about five hundred calories just to chew one to digestible softness.</p>
<p>Anyway, about those Latin American majors:</p>
<p>Lily-white, privileged trust-funders trying to understand the class struggle of Hispanics.</p>
<p>Mathematics</p>
<p>jumps into math major just because he/she enjoyed AP calc in high school. Gets screwed by upper-level math classes and decides to change major</p>
<p>Sociology</p>
<p>Well-meaning, kind-hearted, ends up underpaid or unemployed or overworked.</p>
<p>Dance/Movement</p>
<p>I’ll skip the obvious gay and go for…closeted gay. There.</p>
<p>Agriculture.</p>
<p>Wannabe farmers who come from white collar backgrounds because if they came from a farming background they’d just learn from their parents</p>
<p>Turf and Golf Course Management</p>
<p>Way too specific to be a college major. Either the best or worst decision anyone ever made in their life.</p>
<p>Computer Science and/or Industrial Engineering</p>
<p>gets 4 hours of sleep everyday</p>
<p>Political Science</p>
<p>i **** you not it’s a real major</p>
<p>[PSLA</a> |Turf & Golf Course Management](<a href=“http://www.psla.umd.edu/PLSC/C_turf.cfm]PSLA”>http://www.psla.umd.edu/PLSC/C_turf.cfm)</p>
<p>^No, that’s not a real major. It’s a real focus of study within a major called Plant Study.</p>
<p>By the way, it’s really cool that UMD has a program like that.</p>
<p>Yeah but it shows up on the list of majors as its own happy thing so nyah</p>
<p>It is pretty cool I guess… that’s the nice thing about going to a big state school, there’s a boatload of stuff to take.</p>
<p>edit: Poli Sci:</p>
<p>Wants to be President, will end up working at an NGO for a few years then become a career middle manager at a small business</p>
<p>Family Science</p>
<p>I go to a bigger state U and they don’t have anything like that. Only sort of normal books and pens majors. I guess there’s some art/dance/theater majors but other than that…</p>
<p>A jock or a woman just attending college to get her MRS degree.</p>
<p>Welding systems engineering.</p>
<p>Someone who couldn’t decide what kind of engineering he wanted to study and ended up picking slips of paper out of a hat. :)</p>
<p>Ooops, forgot to say another…umm</p>
<p>biochemistry</p>
<p>too cool to take regular chemistry. </p>
<p>Home Economics (this is a real major at some colleges).</p>
<p>Really old fashioned, wants to be a housewife</p>
<p>Global Health</p>
<p>Global Health: Someone who bought into the global warming hype. Second bachelor candidate in 2012.</p>
<p>Biomedical Engineering.</p>
<p>Going to be making lots of money soon :)</p>
<p>Physical Education (a real major)</p>