Stereotyping by College Major

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<p>Interesting. I’m actually interested in African and black history, it appeals to my interest in cultures and economics. </p>

<p>Anyway, SPORTS MANAGEMENT: A jock. Would have been a “peaked-in-high-school” but he was good enough to get an athletic scholarship. Now he’s a “peaked-in-college.” Joins a frat, drinks a lot, womanizes, will capitalize on his athleticism as much as possible after college (“Former Buckeye Bill Buttscratch says Ricart Automotive’s Deals are ‘Touchdownriffic’!”).</p>

<p>ASTRONOMY.</p>

422

<p>Astronomy: Science nerds who are deeply passionate about the subject, and find it legitimiately fascinating and fun to learn about</p>

<p>Actuarial science</p>

423

<p>Likes solving SAT math problems all day, but much harder ones</p>

<p>Accounting</p>

424

<p>dnt have enough money of their own so sets out to count other ppl’s money in hopes of gettin alot of that money in return (possible embezzler :/)</p>

<p>International Business (minor in Spanish)</p>

425

<p>Wants to crazy glue Cuba to the United States.</p>

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<p>Chemistry?</p>

426

<p>A big nerd, more into theory than in producing anything of market value.</p>

<p>Folk dancing.</p>

427

<p>Someone who drinks a lot more than you’d expect them to.</p>

<p>Management</p>

428

<p>Future mad scientist who will cut up brains in a secret lab in the French alps.</p>

<p>History of Science</p>

429

<p>someone too stupid to study a legit science but was too lazy to write all those papers for humanities</p>

<p>…</p>

<p>Clarinet (Music major)</p>

430

<p>Appears to be frigid but is in fact astoundingly promiscuous, or would be, given the chance. Will later try to get a job as a music teacher, it won’t work out, and is forced to move in with the 'rents or get a job as an assistant manager in retail or dining.</p>

<p>City and Regional Planning.</p>

431

<p>Bump. Somebody stereotype City and Regional Planning majors.</p>

432

<p>^
Someone who hasn’t quite found a major they’re passionate about ;D</p>

<p>physics</p>

433

<p>sexy and smart : )</p>

<p>International Affairs</p>

434

<p>Someone who who enjoys learning about all the notable, amorous relationships that are formed around the globe between royalty, politicians, and celebrities and their mistresses.</p>

<p>Music Industry</p>

435

<p>Somebody who wants to start a record label and is under the impression that attending classes-not producing music-is the key to success.</p>

436

<p>Oh, and your major for stereotyping:</p>

<p>Classics</p>

437

<p>Someone with romantic ideals and can’t handle the present reality. That, or they’re lazy and prone to day-dreaming.</p>

<p>:]</p>

<p>Neurobiology?</p>

438

<p>secretly cuts up brains in the privacy of his/her basement</p>

<p>rocket science (aeronautical engineering)</p>

439

<p>Someone crazy smart, and who wants everyone else to know it.</p>

<p>Hospitality</p>

440

<p>is a social butterfly</p>

<p>Islamic Civilization</p>