<p>Yuppie with a fluff side. </p>
<p>Dostoevsky rules x2.</p>
<p>African Studies</p>
<p>Caucasian upper middle-class student wanting to understand the struggles of the people on the African continent. They feel sympathetic towards their struggles. Most likely involved in a local Oxfam chapter at their school and sports “Save Darfur” shirts.</p>
<p>Sexuality studies</p>
<p>Former clarinet/trombone/tuba player who decided not to participate in band in college - but wanted to keep up those frisky hook-ups. Trying to keep the magic of band-camp alive…</p>
<h1>Kinesiology</h1>
<p>At my school that’s where the people who want to transfer but suck apply, and then they transfer from there to LSA or Engineering or something. So… That.</p>
<p>Comp Sci</p>
<p>Pushkin > Gogol > Chekhov > Dostoevsky</p>
<p>Sorry - Dostoyevsky > Chekhov > Pushkin > Gogol.</p>
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<p>A nerd who is smart but probably has no friends except other nerds.</p>
<p>“Management Science and Engineering”</p>
<p>Completely anti-social with glasses, braces or acne</p>
<p>Creative Writing</p>
<p>Wants to write short stories in magazines for living</p>
<p>Neurobiology</p>
<p>Someone interested in the mind as well as the biological components surrounding it.</p>
<p>Philosophy/Political Science/Economics</p>
<p>smart future politician </p>
<p>hospitiality management</p>
<p>Someone who wants to work in a rest home</p>
<p>East Asian Studies</p>
<p>Random scrawny non-Asian kid that is heavily into anime and all things Japanese. Tempted to learn about east Asian culture as best as he/she can so they can move to Tokyo one day. Probably takes Japanese or Chinese language classes on the side.</p>
<p>Environmental Sciences</p>
<p>Tree hugging sapp, probably Rollar blades to classes everyday. Al Gore enthusiast. </p>
<p>Accounting</p>
<p>Exciting, unique, fascinating :rolleyes:</p>
<p>Philosophy major, economics minor (Sorry, I’ve done this like twenty times!)</p>
<p>inquisitive and quirky, but wants to be able to pay the bills</p>
<p>cultural anthropology/international development</p>
<p>National Geographic junkie. </p>
<p>Linguistics, CS minor</p>
<p>someone so into language their gonna study it as a major</p>
<p>Finance</p>
<p>Wants to work for a big firm</p>
<p>Actuarial Science</p>
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<p>Guy who has extreme difficulty deciding on a college major. Is attracted to the linguistics side and only minors in CS for practicality purposes. Isn’t sure if computational linguistics is the right path for him. Anxious about unplanned future.</p>