<p>same for linguistics.</p>
<p>portuguese.</p>
<p>a straight baller who knows how hot brazilian girls are</p>
<p>Business/Music double major</p>
<p>Since no one answered the Actuarial Science, Iāll do that one tooā¦</p>
<p>Actuarial Science, guy who looked at a top 10 best jobs list and picked the top one. </p>
<p>Business/Music double major, guy who wandered into the UMich forums, looked at the guy asking about double majoring in Business and Music, and decided āHey, that sounds like the most super non-conformist thing I could possibly doā¦ Iām super non-conformist!ā (Inspired by the dance-off episode of South Park). </p>
<p>Computer Science</p>
<p>Introvert that wants to make bank. Probably games more than the average person, and treats their computer like their child.</p>
<p>Product design</p>
<p>artsy type that couldnāt make it into art school </p>
<p>marketing</p>
<p>Another guy who couldnāt quite cut underwater basket weaving.</p>
<p>Computer Science, again.</p>
<p>Computer science = INTP.</p>
<p>Chemistry.</p>
<p>Addicted to running experiments and mixing chemicals. Probably somewhat introverted and has dirty teeth - still can somewhat hold his/her own in a conversation with a non-chem major, but still on the lower end of the social wagon.</p>
<p>Communications (hahah this should be funny).</p>
<p>The major for the athletes/cheer leaders/hot people who get together and bang during class and make pornoās - they are often friends with business or econ majors to help them with the distribution and marketing of such films. </p>
<p>Major: Social Work.</p>
<p>Likes to help people in need. Very sympathetic. (I actually have a lot of respect for people who do social work, especially with the people and situations they have to deal with. It can be very stressful and emotional)</p>
<p>Comparative Literature</p>
<p>An introverted bookworm guy, has glasses and/or is lanky and works part time in a bookstore downtown.</p>
<p>International Affairs</p>
<p>will probably never get a job dealing with international affairs. people who try too hard to sound important.</p>
<p>mexican/puerto rican/hispanic studies</p>
<p>"No hablo </p>
<p>^ A really confused person and/or wants to take as many classes they want to make their education worthwhile.</p>
<p>Philosophy</p>
<p>Philosophy: Never got over the annoying āBut Whyyyyy?ā phase of their life.</p>
<p>Chinese & Art History</p>
<p>obsessed with Anime and wants to be chinese and that can draw</p>
<p>Pre-Med</p>
<p>Probably not Chinese, or is Chinese but has lived abroad, isnāt really artsy but has an artist boyfriend/girlfriend (that may have sounded strange, just thought of it randomly)</p>
<p>English Literature</p>
<p>I need a pistol. Just one bullet would do nicely.</p>
<p>chemical engineering</p>
<p>Ugh, what a nerd. </p>
<p>Advertising</p>
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<p>Butā¦Anime is a Japanese cartoon style. How does that even make sense, when I said Chinese? </p>
<p>Advertising: Those kids who got up early sunday morning to watch cartoons and sing along to the ad jingles. </p>
<p>Anthropology</p>