<p>Obsession with primates and people in general. Probably a strong believer of the evolution theory.</p>
<p>Meteorology</p>
<p>really wants to stop global warming and/or be a weather(wo)man</p>
<p>double major of psychology and family studies with a minor in statistics</p>
<p>^ Wants to look like an overachiever and like a âgood personâ who wants to become someone who helps children/families.</p>
<p>Economics</p>
<p>PS.My answer on page 36 is to art and chinese history, NOT premed</p>
<p>Someone who wants to go into I-banking/Wall Street, or thinks that they should do something business-y but canât really decide what, and doesnât mind math too much.</p>
<p>Managerial Studies</p>
<p>OCD.</p>
<p>Linguistics major</p>
<p>Inquisitive. Intelligent. Picks up women (or men) at the club with word pun jokes.</p>
<p>Philosophy?</p>
<p>Enjoys useless debates with other philosophy majors on CC; resorts to criticizing other moronâs grammar after he loses the argument because heâs high 
</p>
<p>âŠ</p>
<p>Biophysics</p>
<p>Smart nerd who prefers the lab to a social gathering</p>
<p>Psychology</p>
<p>Wants to study the behavior and mind of people. And apparently, so does everyone and their momma whoâs a liberal arts major (well, at my school at least). Maybe only like 10 people majoring will actually pursue graduate school.</p>
<p>Religious Studies</p>
<p>either extreme christian freak or really cool person who loves history and sociology, maybe critical of religious influences.</p>
<p>art history</p>
<p>Really enjoys studying art and probably likes to make art, but wants to be a curator/art critic/something else, and doesnât want to be a starving artist.</p>
<p>Double Major Electrical Engineering and Computer Science (EECS) and Physics with a minor in Math.</p>
<p>insane</p>
<p>materials engineering</p>
<p>wants to make super metal</p>
<p>zoology</p>
<p>Likes consuming phytoplankton in his spare time.</p>
<p>BBA</p>
<p>Someone who goes to college to gain absolutely nothing from it.</p>
<p>Majors:Astrophysics, Biochemical Engineering, and Math.
Minor: Fashion.</p>
<p>Diverse interests, a bit insane, so overwhelmed by major courses that they had to have a super-easy minor to give them an excuse to take an easy class every once in a while.</p>
<p>Computer Science - but hereâs the catch - female</p>
<p>Pretty good at math but wants a more innovative and creative twist; likes to know how complicated things like computers work; looking for a decent income; possibly hoping to find a husband in the field? (damn good oddsâŠ)</p>
<p>Pre-vet track/major</p>
<p>you mean pre-vet major running track?
Doing and pursuing what you love, unlike some stressed out engineer.</p>
<p>family science, college quarterback.</p>
<p>Just chose a random major so they could play football for the rest of their life. Will do average in classes (straight Câs) only because they have to pass to play. Their dream is to go pro, but they tear their ACL their freshman year and are SOL.</p>
<p>Business major with minors in Japanese and dramatic arts</p>
<p>Business major with minors in Japanese and dramatic arts: Daddy wouldnât pay for my Anime Costumes unless I chose a real major.</p>
<p>Art History</p>