<p>^I want to work for Tim Geithner.</p>
<p>Finance and Management</p>
<p>failed to get accepted to the much more prestigious “management and finance” program</p>
<p>is depressed</p>
<p>Military History</p>
<p>Not athletic enough to be in the military.</p>
<p>german</p>
<p>is German.</p>
<p>Marketing</p>
<p>blinded by the glitz and glamour of commercials, etc.</p>
<p>communications + sociology</p>
<p>Likes helping people but are socially awkward at parties</p>
<p>Physics and mathematics</p>
<p>creates and solves formulas and builds trebuchets in their spare time (my uncle lol)</p>
<p>Culinary arts :)</p>
<p>men with not enough testosterone to become Engineers and not GAY enough to become Interior Designer end up majoring in Architecture. lol</p>
<p>culinary arts: plump, happy, and full of creativity with no real life plan but to do what they love :)</p>
<p>Nursing</p>
<p>Likes taking care of people, but didn’t want to or had what it took to be a doctor. </p>
<p>Industrial Engineering.</p>
<p>Extremely intelligent, but rather boring.</p>
<p>Art history.</p>
<p>Not creative enough to be an artist but likes looking at it :]</p>
<p>Foreign Language (French and Chinese to be specific)</p>
<p>Wants to travel? Or be a teacher? Or confused becuz French and Chinese are soo different.</p>
<p>English & philosophy</p>
<p>going to be an english teacher or a low paid writer (unless you are JK Rowling)</p>
<p>Women’s Studies</p>
<p>Angry feminist or horny guy.</p>
<p>Triple major Bio, Chem, and Physics (no med school aspirations)</p>
<p>1.2 GPA or Future business major.</p>
<p>chemical engineering (research oriented, not industry)</p>
<p>“chemical engineering (research oriented, not industry)”</p>
<p>Guy who likes Chemistry and is about to be disappointed. </p>
<p>Computer Science</p>
<p>^^</p>
<p>Geeks with no social life</p>
<p>Statistics</p>
<p>guy obsessed with numbers, baseball statistician lol</p>
<p>Turfgrass (real major at my school)</p>
<p>Wants to play golf on his spare time</p>
<p>Bachelor of Business Administration</p>