<p>Wants to play golf on his work time</p>
<p>Product design</p>
<p>Political Science/Government</p>
<p>too selfish and self centered to take product design seriously</p>
<p>chemical engineering research</p>
<p>Couldn’t pass regular biology classes so they switched majors in their sophomore year.</p>
<p>Graphic Design</p>
<p>Super artistic but wants a job</p>
<p>Agricultural Studies</p>
<p>Hick</p>
<p>Criminology</p>
<p>Watched too many episodes of CSI. </p>
<p>Biology (non-premed)</p>
<p>likes touching icky stuff and dissecting it. </p>
<p>…</p>
<p>Landscape Architecture</p>
<p>a job pregnant women can do at home.</p>
<p>governor of California.</p>
<p>ISUClub didn’t post a major, so I’ll play jeopardy and answer “Who majored in… stale acting?”</p>
<p>What do you think of Philosophy & psychology double major?</p>
<p>feels sorry for all those math science and engineering majors who never learned how to think</p>
<p>computer engineering</p>
<p>Job will be outsourced.</p>
<p>Psychology.</p>
<p>Wants to be a shrink but probably won’t make the cut for grad school so will end up being a cafeteria lady.</p>
<p>Computational Media (a major at Georgia Tech)</p>
<p>Too smart to major in Communication or Digital Graphics</p>
<p>Film Studies</p>
<p>Watches a lot of movies so they think they can make one or wants to be a film critic</p>
<p>Italian</p>
<p>thought it would be more like jersey shore, is disappointed</p>
<p>Latino Studies</p>
<p>either:
- latino kid who got into college but doesnt know what to do with himself/herself and wants to feel comfortable and accepted
- white kid who wants to prove to someone they’re not a racist</p>
<p>Zoology</p>
<p>either REALLY quirky or maybe just a weird animal lover.</p>
<p>environmental science</p>
<p>Will chain themselves to a single tree in the middle of nowhere to stop them from building an animal hospital.</p>
<p>Archaeology and Information Systems</p>
<p>Is secretly Indiana Jones.</p>
<p>Sociology.</p>