Stereotyping by College Major

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881

<p>Someone who claims to have the general welfare at heart but really wants to get rich off of unfortunate constituents.</p>

<p>Philosophy.</p>

882

<p>Pretentious dickweed (I’m a phil major)</p>

<p>Wildlife and Fish Management</p>

883

<p>Hipster tree hugger that doesn’t like wearing shoes. Very opinionated. Comes from a family full of hicks. </p>

<p>Petroleum Engineering</p>

884

<p>Sort of a cowboy perhaps</p>

<p>English major (go nuts on this one :D)</p>

885

<p>Will be bagging my groceries in the future, or be a substitute teacher.</p>

<p>Botany</p>

886

<p>Two words: medicinal marijuana :D</p>

<p>English major (again)</p>

887

<p>English teacher</p>

<p>Natural Resources Management</p>

888

<p>Spam: Wat? </p>

<p>Accounting and Economics, so you got 2 majors both parallel and perpendicular to stereotype on. Begin the madness.</p>

889

<p>Future hedge fund manager?</p>

<p>Classics</p>

890

<p>^^^ </p>

<h2>thinks their major is superior to all other majors and thinks all western knowledge has culminated from their discipline. Also thinks they’ll have a leg up on other applicants for graduate and professional schools because of their “superior communication and analytical skills.”</h2>

<p>Arabic Studies</p>

891

<h2>Someone who wants to work for the CIA, or a business that has a lot of dealings with the Middle East and is planning to continue onto grad school. Probably dreams of being a spy or making tons of money with a MBA.</h2>

<p>female Mechanical Engineering major</p>

892

<p>nonexistent</p>

<p>History</p>

893

<p>Teacher/substitute, probably having difficulty finding a job.</p>

<p>Female psychology major</p>

894

<p>Basket case</p>

<p>Female electrical engineer (hard mode: no ‘non-existent’ et. al.)</p>

895

<p>Gets all the attention of male students in class</p>

<p>Nursing</p>

896

<p>Tells everyone he could’ve been a doctor but didn’t want to</p>

<p>political science & history with a minor in hebrew & premed (can’t say “nybrian” etc lol)</p>

897

<p>Well, pre-med isn’t a minor. But obviously someone with diverse interests in the humanities/social sciences who still wants a job after they get their degree.</p>

<p>Cognitive science</p>

898

<p>Brainiac (ha ha I’m so clever)</p>

<p>Sports Communications - Female</p>

899

<p>Wears sweats exclusively. Ponytail and a slight beer bulge.</p>

<p>Film Studies</p>

900

<p>Hipster, wears fake glasses and smokes to be ironic.</p>

<p>Psychology</p>