<p>Passionless pseudo-intellectual looking to “analyze the human mind.”</p>
<p>Music Entrepreneurship.</p>
<p>Wants to be like P. Diddy, but doesn’t</p>
<p>Human Development</p>
<p>Makes test tube babies.</p>
<p>Black studies.</p>
<p>Interested in broadening his or hers understanding of African(American?) culture. </p>
<p>Philosophy.</p>
<p>^ Wants to have a reason to spew intellectual garbage.</p>
<p>Library Sciences</p>
<p>Lazy but still intellectually curious old person in a teenagers body. </p>
<p>Business Management.</p>
<h2>Someone who wants to party in college and still make more money in ten years than the harder working majors.</h2>
<p>female Mechanical Engineering major (hard mode: no answers of “non-existent” or the like, please)</p>
<p>Individualistic smart girl who’s going to get a lot of dick in college. </p>
<p>Biochemistry</p>
<p>Someone who is rather sciencey and sees that there is hope for jobs in this field in the future.</p>
<p>Graphic Design</p>
<p>Likes art and isn’t good at anything else. Will most likely fail at graphic design and work in the paint section of home depot.</p>
<p>Women’s Studies</p>
<p>Gay guy with too much matriarchal influence or a feminist girl who’s sexually frustrated.</p>
<p>Mike Jones.</p>
<p>A student who didn’t get much love back then from gardening tools, but now he’s hot so these gardening tools are all on him. Probably has an Escalade and 4 (maybe 5) estates.</p>
<p>Medieval Studies</p>
<p>Single.</p>
<p>Math</p>
<p>^ Smart person who loves problem solving and challenges. Not quite sure what do with his or her life if they have not planned to become a teacher.</p>
<p>Undeclared</p>
<p>Went to college because everyone else did</p>
<p>Econ</p>
<p>May I take your order?</p>
<p>Philosophy</p>
<p>May I take YOUR order?</p>
<p>Physics</p>
<p>Will not get laid until age 24. If lucky.</p>
<p>English</p>
<p>Naturally good at the subject.</p>
<p>Sports management+Math</p>
<p>Wants to be a statistician</p>
<p>underwater basket weaving.</p>