<p>plays football and is convinced he’ll make it in the nfl, so he doesnt bother to get a real degree</p>
<p>conflict studies</p>
<p>Has unresolved self-conflict issues. </p>
<p>Russian Language.</p>
<p>Communist. Has a heavy beard (if male), and smokes incessantly. </p>
<p>Classics</p>
<p>I’d like to take your order, but the econ major and psych major took up all the jobs. <em>cusses them out in latin</em></p>
<p>Architecture</p>
<p>Will spend entire career designing Mcmansions for upper-middle class families.</p>
<p>Neuroscience and Theater (double major)</p>
<p>an aspiring actor living paycheck to paycheck</p>
<p>kinesiology</p>
<p>an athlete who cant make a living off sports</p>
<p>french</p>
<p>Smells of garlic</p>
<p>Geology</p>
<p>Haha these are very fun to read.</p>
<p>pharmacy</p>
<p>Sells oxy for $1.5/gm</p>
<p>women’s studies (aka gynaecology)</p>
<p>a feminist who probably wont be able to get a job because they’re a women’s studies major, so she’ll just end up a stay at home mom</p>
<p>pre-med</p>
<p>asian or jewish, parents have been pushing ‘premed’ since elementary school</p>
<p>computer engineering</p>
<p>genius mathematician </p>
<p>political science</p>
<p>Power-hungry</p>
<p>Female forestry major (hard mode: no lesbianism)</p>
<p>ha, i dont know if i would she was lesbian if i could. but prob a tom boy that loves that outdoors, especially animals.</p>
<p>finance</p>
<p>A person who is really good at math and will end up being arrested or loosing it all while working in an Enron type of company.</p>
<p>Philosophy/Premed</p>
<p>Hedging his bets</p>
<p>Amateur gynaecology / applied anatomy :D</p>
<p>perve, wanting to check out some chicks body, legally…</p>
<p>Biology/Chemistry</p>
<p>in it for the lab coats.</p>
<p>econ/math double major.</p>
<p>A person who wants to apply for an econ Phd programs. Find economics courses ridiculously easy, although is a bit lazy since he or she did not do a complete math major. </p>
<p>Since the question doesn’t apply to strictly undergrad how about I list someone’s academic track (my uncle’s).
undergrad: EE and mathematics
Masters: EE
Professional: MBA and JD
Phd: CS</p>