<p>How… lol?</p>
<p>Quantative Business Analysis–Center-right-leaning white guy who wants to work in the financial sector. Bland as rice.</p>
<p>Computational physics.</p>
<p>Hot guys who are extremely nerdy or girls who hate their ovaries.</p>
<p>Communication and Poli Sci double major with a minor in LGBT/Q Studies.</p>
<p>People who do not know anything about both majors and think it is really gonna help them out when landing a job with the government.</p>
<p>Russian Language</p>
<p>Likes to learn many languages and may have some Russian heritage. </p>
<p>Civil Engineering</p>
<p>Thinks bridges and water purification systems are cool as heck. White, male, hoping for a steady government job. Will have silver hair later on and be one of the hardhat guys in a dress shirt and slacks.</p>
<p>Veterinary medicine.</p>
<p>Loves animals and can’t wait to be a vet so they can play with other peoples pets. Smart kids when it comes to academics.</p>
<p>Special Education majors</p>
<p>Overly cheerful, talks in baby tones, dresses in pastel colors</p>
<p>Pharmacy</p>
<p>Not competitive enough for med school, would rather just make silver-bullet pills for everything rather than address the root causes</p>
<p>Landscape Architecture</p>
<p>Wants to make easy big money but understands that needs to do a lot of work college-wise in order to achieve that success.May be snotty,may be careless.Comes from a family of architects/rich people.</p>
<p>Accounting</p>
<p>Stuffy nerds who like math…if it’s a woman, her name is usually Meredith</p>
<p>Baking & Pastry majors</p>
<p>Usually a female, aspires to open the next Georgetown Cupcake</p>
<p>Queer Studies</p>
<p>280 lb lesbian with short spiky black hair and piercings.</p>
<p>Pre-law</p>
<p>Thinks they need a special degree to get onto law school.</p>
<p>Double major Math & Communication</p>
<p>Finance Major</p>
<p>Manage other people’s money, 'cause they have none of their own.</p>
<p>Theater</p>
<p>Student devoted to making a career out of being in theater, which in reality won’t happen.</p>
<p>Undecided</p>
<p>Indecisive. Probably has issues deciding between wheat or white toast in the morning.</p>
<p>Astrophysics</p>
<p>Brainiac, was picked on in high school but will end up making more money than his bullies, aspires to be an astronaut but may not be fit enough to be one</p>
<p>Family Science</p>
<p>Probably thinks he can do some good by becoming a psychologist and treating those who have dysfunctional families…</p>
<p>Structual engineering</p>