<p>Loves legos!</p>
<p>Studio arts - printmaking</p>
<p>wants to launch his/her own line of graphic tees</p>
<p>asian american studies</p>
<p>^^Watches anime all day
^ Nerd</p>
<p>Library Science</p>
<p>Bookworm, severe lack of social skills.</p>
<p>Double major English and Philosophy</p>
<p>Hopefully has family money… Hahaha! Probably someone who would make for some very interesting conversation though. Tweed jackets, bad hairstyle and thick-rimmed glasses when older. </p>
<p>Applied Mathematics - Biology?</p>
<p>An attractive blonde woman in her late 20s/early 30s, who undercuts her prettiness by being a chain smoker. (I’ve only ever met one biomathematics major, so I base my stereotype on her!).</p>
<p>French lit.</p>
<p>Hates his own country and thinks we’re behind times in fashion and food. Dreams of an unrealistic country which french fries were not named after :-P</p>
<p>Conservational science.</p>
<p>loved Steve Irwin as a kid</p>
<p>Forensics</p>
<p>Naive girl who imagines she’ll be working at some fanciful high-tech lab with other attractive twenty-somethings solving murders committed on yachts, instead of being elbow deep in some serial killer’s pile of nipples or examining the bodies of murdered babies found in trash cans. (my deepest sympathies)</p>
<p>Hotel management.</p>
<p>Is content with just managing a hotel somewhere in Nebraska since it’ll pay well enough to live a good life in Nebraska.</p>
<p>Turf and Golf Course Management</p>
<p>Nerdy rich kids who just loved going to the Country Club so much they want to manage one.</p>
<p>Can we stop using that one ? It has to be the most annoying major in this thread.</p>
<p>History major</p>
<p>Wants to become a lawyer or hates mathematics and likes acing trivia questions.</p>
<p>Industrial/Systems Engineering</p>
<p>Tall, nerdy white guy from Colorado. Has curly brown/red hair, glasses, acne, and is growing a beer belly. Is a slacker and awkwardly hangs out with a bunch of smart kids.
** Or **
A hardworking, tall clean, crew style haircut guy. He looks friendly, but doesn’t go out often.</p>
<p>Social development</p>
<p>Knee-jerk leftist who wants to impose their view of how society should be run via government fiat. And make big bucks as a lawyer.</p>
<p>Ecology.</p>
<p>Hugs trees and rescues little critters.</p>
<p>Kinesiology</p>
<p>really into playing sports and wants a light major to devot their time to sports and improve their movement on the field.</p>
<p>Biology/Premed Program</p>
<p>Doctor duh… </p>
<p>Structural engineering</p>
<p>Studious and male. Either that, or a not so feminine female.</p>
<p>Anthropology</p>
<p>Dr. Temperance Brennan from Bones!!!
Alternately, boring, slightly mousy, female who may also be looking for an easy major.</p>
<p>Classics</p>
<p>Hipster with a powerful brain… but unfortunately still a hipster</p>
<p>Supply Chain Management</p>