<p>A woman </p>
<p>Computer Science and Economics double major.</p>
<p>Wants to hack your computer for your Credit Card numbers so he can fund his stock exchange experiments.</p>
<p>Aerospace engineering</p>
<p>secretly full of angst.</p>
<p>pre-med majoring in social sciences</p>
<p>Iâve no idea.</p>
<p>photography</p>
<p>Thinks theyâre super artsy/indie</p>
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<p>Veterinary medicine (animal sciences)</p>
<p>a guy named felix who is skeptical about digital photography⊠he loves film and darkrooms. Unfortunately, he loved darkroons too much. the red lights inspired him to pretend heâs in Bangkokâs red light district⊠and he died after making out with a bottle of pyrazolidone</p>
<p>recreation management</p>
<p>Wants to own a gym one day.</p>
<p>Double major engineering and business.</p>
<p>Wants to start their own company junior year, attract venture capital after graduation, IPO five years after graduation, yachting with Paul Allen by age forty, retirement at fifty. Will wind up doing TPS reports for Automated Spambot Inc.</p>
<p>Leisure studies (look this one up first)</p>
<p>What leolibby posted didnât have anything to do with the major I stated so Iâm going to reuse it.</p>
<p>Leisure studies: This is a difficult one because there arenât really any stereotypes to go with this. I guess someone who wants to get work done and be successful but still wants to think about âfun thingsâ all the time!</p>
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<p>Veterinary medicine (animal sciences)</p>
<p>A smart science-y person (who sounds like theyâre smart enough to be a regular scientist) but loves dogs and cats more </p>
<p>Hospitality and Food Services Management</p>
<p>Wants to become caterer or own a hotel.</p>
<p>Illustration major with a double-minor in English and Philosophy</p>
<p>What do you even do with an illustration major? Learn to draw pretty pictures for kids books?</p>
<p>Event planning.</p>
<p>Tries being a wedding planner, ends up with a Party World franchise. </p>
<p>American studies</p>
<p>Probably someone who comes from a small, historical town and canât imagine growing old anywhere else. Most likely smokes pot and plans on going to law school.</p>
<p>Urban Studies</p>
<p>Someone who did all the busy work in AP Human Geography, and decided that studying Urban Studies would make them appear somewhat intelligent. </p>
<p>Philosophy</p>
<p>Enjoys thinking about things that donât really have an answer, not really good at being rational.</p>
<p>Anthropology</p>
<p>Likes chimps, culture, and history, but really just came to try eat bananas with their feet.</p>
<p>Neuroscience</p>
<p>liberal arts - the jack of all trades - master of none. but in political correctness, âhe will have just as much opportunity as a major in biochemistry or physicsâ. </p>
<p>sociology - the Marxist whose going to change the world. when he canât get a job, it wont be because sociology is a soft science with relatively low practical use; it will be because the white man is keeping him down.</p>
<p>communications - the kid who got Fâs in high school, barely made it through community college, and is only going to college because his parents are making him. heâs going to get drunk every weekend instead of study and he hopes to be an announcer for ESPN one day.</p>
<p>NeuroâHe or she is of middle eastern heritage and becomes really aroused by the thought of a sodium-potassium pump :D</p>
<p>Biochemistry</p>
<p>^âI JUST WANNA BE IN CHARGE AND AM OH-SO-UNIQUE IN MY MAJOR!!!â</p>
<p>Logic</p>