<p>chemical engineering major, physics minor</p>
<p>^Chemical Engineering major for money, Physics minor for personal intellectual curiosity.</p>
<p>Chemistry major + Math minor</p>
<p>Loves animals. Has like 20 cats, or one dog that he/she hangs out with more than people. Can be really shy or really outgoing, not in between.</p>
<p>Political Science/ International Relations</p>
<p>Wants to work for the UN, the CIA, or an NGO.</p>
<p>Art history</p>
<p>Will be working at the local museum as a tour guide</p>
<p>Scociology w/ a minor in business administration</p>
<p>Confused…</p>
<p>Chemical Engineering</p>
<p>Response to Rauschenberg: WHY NOT PAINT A PICTURE OF A BRIDGE?</p>
<p>business</p>
<p>Someone who wants to get into busines school but does not know that all good business schools dislike business majors</p>
<p>Underwater Basket Weaving</p>
<p>A skill most suck at like underwater welding</p>
<p>Double major in philosophy and economics.</p>
<p>Has a head the size of a watermelon.</p>
<p>German.</p>
<p>Feels angry most of the time; somewhat OCD. Knows so much about the Nazi party that other people secretly think he/she is one. Owns copy of Mein Kampf for “educational” purposes.</p>
<p>Russian/Russian Studies. (Basically the same–one is language, other is language, culture, etc. Pick whichever you prefer.)</p>
<p>^Is a very cool person but secretly a spy!</p>
<p>Math/Econ</p>
<p>Just in it because they think they’ll get some money; huge ego.</p>
<p>Neuroscience.</p>
<p>^Pre-med who wants to sound like they’re not just in college as a stepping stone to med school (but they really are).</p>
<p>Educational Studies and Sociology</p>
<p>Wants to teach and help all humanity.</p>
<p>Economics and Mathematics Major w/ Physics and Music Minor.</p>
<p>Well-rounded; the Renaissance Man</p>
<p>Communications and Marketing Double Major</p>
<p>Has a great desire in work in advertising.</p>
<p>Italian Studies</p>
<p>Watches Jersey Shore for Italian Culture class</p>
<p>Chicano Studies</p>
<p>Trying to get in touch with their culture</p>
<p>Music Theory major, Art History minor</p>