<p>No offense, but community college, last chance for a job as a police officer</p>
<p>I'm a theatre major-Stage Management.</p>
<p>....or a future Harvard Law student....and a future defense lawyer making 6-7 figures a year. Whichever makes sense to you.</p>
<p>theatre? future waiter/waitress at numerous bed-and-breakfasts. Fails miserably after moving to LA or NYC trying to make it big. ;)</p>
<p>How about Molecular Toxicology</p>
<p>person who would be interesting to talk to.....OR someone who thought it sounded cool and is in reality very dull</p>
<p>biomedical engineering</p>
<p>I want to be a doctor but don't think I'll get to med school so I'll have a cush backup job</p>
<p>Medieval studies...</p>
<p>had childhood dreams of being a prince or princess</p>
<p>anthropology</p>
<p>ouchy..</p>
<p>hmm... in high school this person would be the kid who tried really hard to be different for the sake of being different because he/she knew if they tried to fit in it wouldnt work..</p>
<p>thats prbly all wrong..</p>
<p>another pespective on BME?
im a little hurt here guys...not that i am being particularly nice (at all) with my stereotyping...</p>
<p>mine was to medieval studies...</p>
<p>Please people, don't take offense this is just a joke thread</p>
<p>Anyway,</p>
<p>Anthroplogy: King Tut FTW!</p>
<p>Celtic Studies</p>
<p>lol. My comment on BME engineering shouldn't be hurtful... it's rather a compliment. No one out there can say "I'm going to get into medical school", so having a cush backup plan is a good idea. </p>
<p>Chillax.</p>
<p>Getting this back on track</p>
<p>Celtic studies</p>
<p>haha...ok ok..</p>
<p>ummm i would say a European girl whose goal in life is to marry rich and become a housewife...
or a really intriguing black-haired guy</p>
<p>these arent stereotypes as much as they are my imagination...sry</p>
<p>Since the last person didn't post a major, i'll post one.</p>
<p>French Lit</p>
<p>pretentious, wants to seem worldly.</p>
<p>History?</p>
<p>studies dead people because they can't quite relate to the living ones</p>
<p>Physical Chemistry</p>
<p>an awkward guy who thinks engineering is too practical a major</p>
<p>Fashion Design</p>
<p>gay guys and girls who would rather be models than designers. drama mommas.</p>
<p>photography</p>
<p>Quiet creepy kids who walk around with digital cameras taking pictures of people and things.</p>
<p>Gender Studies</p>
<p>A girl (guy?) who lives by the song "Anything you can do, I can do better" </p>
<p>Physical Therapy</p>