<p>didnt have the grades to be a doctor</p>
<p>engineer</p>
<p>Mechanical? Maintaining the status quo. </p>
<p>Double major journalism/government, minor econ.</p>
<p>Thinks that they are going to actually make it big as a reporter for the national media outlets. </p>
<p>PPE (Philosophy, Politics, & Economics)</p>
<p>smart, well-rounded kid with no concrete strengths of which to speak</p>
<p>Metropolitan Studies</p>
<p>Wants to be an urban planner?</p>
<p>Social work and psychology major, biology minor</p>
<p>wants to save the world</p>
<p>horticulture</p>
<p>^^^
Will live the rest of their life thinking about plants.</p>
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<p>Pre-med</p>
<p>studies 24/7, no social life, constantly complaining about orgo/other premed courses that they brought up themselves and then get jealous when they see other majors who go out every weekend. </p>
<p>accounting!</p>
<p>^ thinks math makes the world go around.</p>
<p>Urban Studies.</p>
<h2>^^Guilty white suburbanite, will eventually move to Willamsburg to live their adult life as a walking contradiction: a hipster.</h2>
<p>Sports Broadcasting</p>
<p>jock or woman with a sexy body who werent good enough to be on the playing field but are passionate about sports</p>
<p>communications</p>
<p>Blah blah blah! .......... Text message! LOL</p>
<p>Pre Med and Psychology MAjor</p>
<p>Work. Sleep. Complain. Repeat.
Physics</p>
<p>Loser.</p>
<p>Geology</p>
<p>Wants to be a geology professor.</p>
<p>Spanish</p>
<p>(geology) Not cut out to be a real science major but doesn't want to write humanities or social science papers...</p>
<p>Edit: x-posted with Martha</p>
<p>Something you don't need a degree for in order to do the job you'll end up with :p</p>
<p>NeuroBiology/NeuroScience</p>
<p>Neurobiology: Braniac, someone who loves challenges</p>
<p>Astronomy/Astrophysics/Physics with concentration in astronomy</p>
<p>nerdy asian with rich parents</p>
<p>english and german</p>
<p>Astronomy/Astrophysics/Physics with concentration in astronomy: Someone who will stay up all night and sleep during the day.</p>
<p>International Hotel Management with Concentration in World Languages</p>