<p>The moon wasn't white anymore. I stared at the green orb in the sky and wondered just what had happened. Was it an explosion, or was my vision failing me? As I stood wondering, I heard a strange sound behind me. "MOOO." I turned around; my eyes fell upon a small cat. Maybe the moon turned green because Moon and Earth had switched places, and apparently, so did its animals. But then I remembered the Earth isn't all green. "it's not all that confusing" a voice said. I turned around to see Harry Potter. I stared in shock- "what are you doing here?" I asked nervously. Harry responed sluggishly, "I'am so stoned right now, where am I?
I began to answer- but then stopped mid-sentence as my eyes once again fell on the small cat and I saw a truly horrifying sight. Harry looked at me with his blue-ish green eyes, and said: "Damn that tutor! Even a spell as simple as turning the moon into cheese went wrong!"
Then, the small cat transfigured into Professor McGonagall (sp?), who slapped Harry upside the head. Then, they both spontaneously combusted for some reason.
Later on, Hagrid walked by. He was mumbling about the Ides of March and how they are dangerous. Hagrid then ate the remains of Professor McGonagall and Harry, started glowing pink, and transformed into a cute little bunny rabbit. He hopped and he hopped, until he reached a road of 24 karat gold, which led to a unisex bathroom, which was in reality a magcal doorway into an enchanted land of middle-aged Hollywood starlets.</p>