<p>just post anywhere between 1 and 4 sentences and complete the story.</p>
<p>copy and paste the previous post to your own</p>
<p>Once upon a time there was a girl named Amanda, who became perplexed by the whole college admissions process. She had applied to all the ivies and was rejected from every one. She then plunged into depression and ate lots of potatoe chips and put on 300 pounds. Later that same year she was found in an enormous cave for college rejects.</p>
<p>She cautiously stepped into the cave, unsure of what she may discover. Her world was then turned upside down (literally) when she was suddenly transported to the place where "Accepted" was filmed. Before her eyes laid(sp?) the South Harmen Institute of Technology. Amanda blinked and wondered what to do next.</p>
<p>She ran away in utter terror and found comfort in 5 gallons of chocolate ice cream. Little did she know, the ice cream had magical powers that took her to Reject Heaven. There she went completely crazy and was transported back to Earth because she attacked the Reject Angels. Once more, Amanda found herself in an inescapable depression.</p>
<p>She continued to eat more and more food until, saddly her nutritionist pointed out her fat rear end. She looked down and requesteda liposuction procedure to bring back her self esteem. Little did she know, that the doctor who would perform the procedure was none other than!!! The admissions person who rejected her...</p>
<p>She recognized him immediately and preformed the liposuction procedure on him. His desfigured body resembled a delicious ice cream cone with a cherry on top. The man sued her for what she did and she was sentenced to 12 years in a maximum security prison, with all the other nice ladies. If only she had known what the other women intended to do to her.</p>
<p>haha! cant stop laughing..</p>
<p>Once upon a time there was a girl named Amanda, who became perplexed by the whole college admissions process. She had applied to all the ivies and was rejected from every one. She then plunged into depression and ate lots of potatoe chips and put on 300 pounds. Later that same year she was found in an enormous cave for college rejects. She cautiously stepped into the cave, unsure of what she may discover. Her world was then turned upside down (literally) when she was suddenly transported to the place where "Accepted" was filmed. Before her eyes laid(sp?) the South Harmen Institute of Technology. Amanda blinked and wondered what to do next. She ran away in utter terror and found comfort in 5 gallons of chocolate ice cream. Little did she know, the ice cream had magical powers that took her to Reject Heaven. There she went completely crazy and was transported back to Earth because she attacked the Reject Angels. Once more, Amanda found herself in an inescapable depression. She continued to eat more and more food until, saddly her nutritionist pointed out her fat rear end. She looked down and requesteda liposuction procedure to bring back her self esteem. Little did she know, that the doctor who would perform the procedure was none other than!!! The admissions person who rejected her. She recognized him immediately and preformed the liposuction procedure on him. His desfigured body resembled a delicious ice cream cone with a cherry on top. The man sued her for what she did and she was sentenced to 12 years in a maximum security prison, with all the other nice ladies. If only she had known what the other women intended to do to her.</p>
<p>that makes it easier to read, right? now lets get back to the "story".</p>
<p>They made fun of her "**** headed ness" [from accepted]. After much pondering and eating, Ms. Amanda Gocogobacci decided to escape from her miserable hell. But how? She looked down at the ground to see what small pitiful belongings she had. Alas!!! A spoon and an AP calculus test.. wait ap calculus test? She thought to herself. I know, she said! I will use the AP calc test to suck the brains out of my fellow prison mates and dig a hole with my spoon [not to mention eat some ice cream with it too] And so she did.....</p>
<p>a silly dance with her silly dancing shoes!</p>
<p>She spent 15 days in prison before having a complete nervus breakdown. When the guards reprimanded her for her nutty behaviour she said: "I'm insane. I'msupposed to act like this." Her cell mates became so annoyed by her that they devised a plan to break her out of prison. Once Amanda was out she swore to take what was rightfully hers...a Harvard Scholarship.</p>