<p>Yeah, who needs food? It only keeps us alive. We should all be focusing on the coast for more movie stars and good looking people! They're what really keeps this country running! Who needs to eat or export edible goods when you could stare at stars from CALIFORNIA and NEW YORK all day long! The coast rocks! Down with the midwest! </p>
<p>And fashion designers! Screw food, who needs that stuff! We need more fashion designers! I agree with you 100%. Food is stupid. It's stuff like movie stars we should care about, not something as superficial as what sustains our bodies.</p>
<p>And just in case anyone missed that, it was satire.</p>