<p>Here are a few anecdotes I've gathered about Berkeley and life from my first 2 years as an EECS major at Cal.</p>
<p>*You don't want a single as a freshman. It sounds really cool until you realize you have never lived alone a day in your life and suddenly your room feels very cold. I'd have taken a crappy roomate over a single at Clark Kerr any day.</p>
<p>*Save yourself the headache and use these for your schedule:
<a href="http://finaldistance.berkeley.edu/%5B/url%5D">http://finaldistance.berkeley.edu/</a>
<a href="http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/%7Eamanb/makeSched/%5B/url%5D">http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~amanb/makeSched/</a></p>
<p>*If you are taking any math classes (especially 53 and 54) find out who Jeff Strahl is and go to all his review sessions. He's kinda like Jesus, except he turns water into math.</p>
<p>*Memorize your Student Id number. Learn how to type it really fast.</p>
<p>*Don't give money to hobos. You realize that they actually rotate positions between Shattuck and the Asian ghetto to seem like they just arrived.</p>
<p>*La Burrita, Top Dog, Crossroads & Foothill Late Night are the only places to get food after midnight. Enjoy them.</p>
<p><em>In regards to above, don't talk </em>* to drunk people at La Burrita and Top Dog after midnight. They're drunk.</p>
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<li><p>Berkeley High School is the single biggest threat to your life. If you see kids walking down the street looking like extras from a 50 cent music video, they do not go to Cal. They want to get into parties to get drunk and be shady around women. Avoid them at all costs.</p></li>
<li><p>Yes, the women/men are ugly here. Once you put on your "Berkley Goggles" you'll have no trouble finding somebody to hook up with. </p></li>
<li><p>Watch out for undercover police who are just itching to give you an M.I.P. (Minor in possession), M.I.C. (Minor in Consumption), or D.I.P. (Drunk in Public). The city was just given a few hundred thousand dollars to crack down on underage drinking. I'm not saying don't drink, I'm just saying don't think about going outside with a beer in your hand. </p></li>
<li><p>You were smart in highschool. So was everybody else. The sooner you get over your superiority complex, the sooner you can start actually performing well in class.</p></li>
<li><p>Depression is a rather serious problem as a Freshman. Learn to see signs so you can prevent/treat it early. It's no picnic, and as far as I've seen, roughly everybody gets some form of it. </p></li>
<li><p>The B.A.R.T. is not really that scary or bad. Once you learn to use it, the bay area gets a lot smaller. </p></li>
<li><p>Start to study for midterms/finals at least a week early. Once again, this isn't high school and the tests are meant to fail you. You are competing against your classmates, not the questions.</p></li>
<li><p>Free meals at the Hare Krishna temple on Sundays.</p></li>
<li><p>Go to every job infosession and you will get free food. Free food >> DC (Dining Commons) food</p></li>
<li><p>When you go home, nobody will think your stories about getting drunk/laid make you cooler. Don't get me wrong, both of those are amazing experiences, but you simply can't compete with some dude's story from Santa Barbara or Chico</p></li>
<li><p>2 essentials for Halloween: Castro or Santa Barbara. Both are amazing.</p></li>
<li><p>The Asian Ghetto is that place on Durant Across from La Burrita. It is not really a Ghetto. It actually has delicious food. Don't let the name scare you.</p></li>
<li><p>Explore the libraries, there's a bajillion of them and they all offer a unique study opportunity.</p></li>
<li><p>Actually use the libraries to study.</p></li>
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<p>Well, I'm tired so I'll end this now. I'm sure everybody will have their own 2 cents to add, so please feel free to criticize/append this list. Questions are welcome too.</p>