Superlatives !

<p>Mine would be "Most likely to fall for anything. Ever."</p>

<p>I'm gullible, you see.</p>

<p>"Most likely to be in FBI most wanted list."</p>

<p>Well, I'm a dictator at school. I get teachers and the principal to do what I want so everyone think I'm going to take over the world at some point in my life.</p>

<p>In response to the posting “Most likely to sleep through an earthquake”</p>

<p>Sadly, I actually fulfilled this superlative…during the Kobe earthquake in 1995, my mom literally had to shake me awake to inform me that we had just experienced a devastating earthquake…how pathetic is that?</p>

<p>Most likely to succeed at life more than the rest of the world.</p>

<p>Yup, Obama even said it himself. And that man speaks da TRUTH.</p>

<p>Most Likely To Skip Graduation in favor of watching an NHL game.</p>

<p>Yeah, I follow hockey too much lol.</p>

<p>we don’t have official superlatives, it’s done officially unofficially by the school newspaper… we have</p>

<p>Most attractive team
dorm you’d most like to see on a naked run
smartest
best dressed
“scrubbiest”
nicest senior
most intimidating senior
flirtiest
hottest
“do you go here?”
most likely to become president
most likely to succeed</p>

<p>and some others i can’t remember- all of these have boys’ and girls’ categories [except do you go here, most likely to become president, and scrubbiest]</p>

<p>ok, apparently you guys all have really boring schools with insanely stereotypical boring awards. My sorority does the most over the top awards at our formal every year. Here are a few examples of ones we’ve recently done:</p>

<p>Most likely to be a runaway bride
Sister with the biggest pair of Balls
sister most likely to go to class drunk
most likely to get arrested
most likely to accidentally get engaged
most likely to start a cult
most likely to pierce their genitals
Sister who finds a sexual innuendo in everything
most talkative
most sadistic
sister most likely to quietly take over the world
most likely to corrupt young minds
most likely to sleep with a professor
most likely to kill a pledge on accident</p>

<p>these are just a few off the top of my head, but every sister gets at least one award. we do this at our formal and we also do it at our holiday party.</p>

<p>Most Dignified (Female)</p>

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These other posts are about high school, so they have to be more tame. Notice “High School Life.”</p>

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As this is a sorority, what do you do when multiple people have already done a thing? Do they split it? Or do they have to have not yet done it but be “likely” to?</p>

<p>most likely to randomly punch someone in the face lol</p>

<p>I got “Least likely to become a teen mother…”</p>

<p>I was voted Worst Driver. Somehow I beat the girl that ran into a parked school bus.</p>

<p>In my seminar english class (because we are crazy and made superlatives for everyone) I got “most likely to speak at a pitch that only dogs can hear”. </p>

<p>My favorite by far was “Most likely to share the wealth” for the founder of our school’s communist club.</p>

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Lawl, seems appropriate.</p>

<p>Most likely to not get an award.</p>

<p>Except I got an award.</p>

<p>Except I DIDN’T.</p>

<p>My mom was most likely to be on He Haw]
The person that got best hair at my school was bald (teacher that is leaving)
its a small school so everyone has a personalised superlative
one girl got most likely to have 27 children
build a caben with his bare hands
argue a lost cause
and many others they were all pretty silly, and prizes were given that match the superlative</p>

<p>If my classmates made them, I think my superlative would be “most likely to empathize with a rock.” I don’t know what my teachers would say. :P</p>

<p>In my school’s yearbook, I got most likely to become a millionaire, hardest worker, and best personality. Solid.</p>

<p>my school has boring ones…'</p>

<p>i won:
Most Academic
Most Likely to Succeed</p>

<p>My school’s superlatives are boring…:/</p>

<p>Mr. and Miss Most Popular
Most Beautiful (girl) Most Beautiful (girl)
Most Handsome (boy) Most Handsome (boy)
Best All-Around Best All-Around
Friendliest
Most Popular
Best Dressed</p>