surprises

<p>Your legs are hairier than mine, if you're a boy.</p>

<p>yeah, i bet they are</p>

<p>Except your legs. Your legs don't count.</p>

<p>wait...why not? i'm a guy...and my legs are def hairier than yours...unless you're trying to say that your legs are actually hairier than mine...which would be gross yet impressive...</p>

<p>But you have girly legs, w/ no hair.</p>

<p>maybe she's a hippie..</p>

<p>how would you know that I have girly legs...have you seen them b4?</p>

<p>he can't help that--he's a swimmer/biker</p>

<p>Educated guess?</p>

<p>gee...it seems everyone knows some type of incorrect information about me...eh oh well...what are ya gonna do</p>

<p>I know that you're the self-proclaimed Sexiest Man Alive. Incorrect?</p>

<p>Rape you? Possibly...</p>

<p>you could try miracle gro. it worked on my nana's bald spot.</p>

<p>you got that right sista</p>

<p>Self-proclaimed sexiest and sexiest are not the same...</p>

<p>yeah, one means undeniably hot, the other undeniably desperate and egotistical</p>

<p>ouch--that must burn, devil fan.</p>

<p>no comment, you merciless witches</p>

<p>Of course, we all know that, sadly, egotistical can be kinda attractive.</p>

<p>until it gives way to desperate, yeah it can be.</p>