<p>Yeah, you're apparently pretty cute.</p>
<p>I know, right?</p>
<p>I bet you're going to stay up all night thinking about SB. That's what silly people do when they're infatuated and silly.</p>
<p>I know someone who does that a lot. They're exceptionally silly.</p>
<p>Derrick Rose is God. Watch basketball, all of you, now!!!!</p>
<p>Never.</p>
<p>If all "Derek"'s would spell their names like D - E - R - E - K...I would like them much more.</p>
<p>"They" is pretty ambiguous. Are the girls coming onto you, Jolie?</p>
<p>haha, i agree. i know a "deric". eww.</p>
<p>Everyone comes onto me.</p>
<p>Please, don't...it's the only way I could say it. I ban the jokes.</p>
<p>You do realize he didn't choose how to spell his name, don't you?</p>
<p>No, I've filed away any feelings because my day was pretty bad.</p>
<p>If my name was spelled with an -ey, I would change it.</p>
<p>I'm just saying.</p>
<p>If your name was spelled with an -ey, you would say that you absolutely hate it when people spell it the other way.</p>
<p>That isn't true. -ey names are nasty. </p>
<p>Fact.</p>
<p>He speaks the truth.</p>
<p>PS "Fact." makes you sound like Dwight. The Office is back!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>He does speak the truth. In fact, he always speaks the truth.</p>
<p>YEAHYUH [The Office is back].</p>
<p>My primary goal in life is to sound as much like Dwight as possible. Michael too, sometimes. And to master Jim's facial expression. I've already mastered the face he makes when someone does something embarrassing.</p>
<p>I've mastered his bemused expression. Because I already look like that.</p>
<p>No, we're not talking about The Office.</p>
<p>We're not making jokes, DVR.</p>
<p>Wow.</p>