The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>Band geeks are scarce in Canada.</p>

<p>That's interesting. Like really.</p>

<p>I miss the Kazzy foreigner. He was sent home way early. And the German is just effing annoying now.</p>

<p>And actually, the German was such a ladies man at first. He winks at every girl and flirts like crazy so for all of September everyone wanted him.</p>

<p>And now...ahahahaha. No.</p>

<p>Parker Posey's face annoys me.</p>

<p>I looooove chicken cacciatore. </p>

<p>I need a personal chef for college.</p>

<p>My mother made cookies.</p>

<p>Mine didn't. But she made an elaborate breakfast.</p>

<p>My favorite breakfast place went out of business recently. I think I might cry.</p>

<p>I go to my favorite breakfast place every Thursday. Yay for late arrival!!!!</p>

<p>Okay.</p>

<p>I want hash browns...I...</p>

<p>I totally read that as hash brownies.</p>

<p>Yes, because that's how I spend my Sunday evenings, snoopy.</p>

<p>Now I want all-you-can-eat pancakes. This is all your fault, Joli.</p>

<p>I work at a buffet that serves breakfast until 1:30 on the weekends.</p>

<p>I don't even like pancakes. I like french toast.</p>

<p>PS: I hate buffets of every variety.</p>

<p>Why, jolie?</p>

<p>I need to watch Daniel Day-Lewis strike oil.</p>

<p>It's not a buffet, you start with eggs, toast, bacon, and pancakes. Once you finish the pancakes you have, they'll bring you two more, when you finish those you get two more, etc. etc.</p>

<p>They're gross. I don't like the idea of being near a big vat of food that is shared. It reminds me of Native American potlatches or something.</p>

<p>That you pay for.</p>

<p>And its just gross.</p>

<p>Oh.</p>

<p>I should eat dinner, then I'll watch Daniel Day-Lewis drink some milkshakes.</p>

<p>He'll be drinking your milkshake.</p>

<p>Ahahaha.</p>

<p>I found my house on google streetview. I can see the stuff in the back window of my car and everything. It's so weird. I feel like I'm spying on myself.</p>

<p>Wierd? It's wierd?</p>