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<p>And one more previously unpublished set, just for my 2014+ Parent friends…</p>

<p>• Why would anyone write “The Asian-American and African-American Administrative Assistant seeking Advanced Admittance discussed Affirmative Action on an American Airlines filght enroute to the Alcoholics Anonymous convention” when “The AA and AA AA seeking AA discussed AA on an AA filght enroute to the AA convention” would clearly suffice? (Moved to the “Ambiguous Abbreviations” Forum)
• Is it OK to text my cat during a job interview?
• Hey Expectant Parents! Save yourself some money now and name your kid “Doctor”
• Geez, one little “superiority” comment and next thing you know you are licking up the floor in your Gender Studies class.
• Lascaux Cave painting recently translated – “Mollycoddled kids these days and their new-fangled bronze tools have given them a sense of entitlement. Why in my day, stone was just fine and we had respect for our elders.”
• Which is easier to achieve? Self-Aggrandizement or belittling those around you?
• What? All I did was tell DW that she was “Trophy enough for me” and now she can’t stop crying.
• DW and I have found a loophole that will get us more FA if we divorce for 4 years, hide our investments, and pretend to be unpaid clergy. Would it be unethical for me to date during that time?
• Which is a more impressive essay topic, “How I corrected Quantum Mechanics” or “How I beat my traffic ticket”?
• Clearly, their idea of “meets need” and my idea of “meets need” are not in alignment.
• Don’t they have clocks at his school?
• Dude, unless you can cure cancer with an interpretive dance, you ain’t getting in with those stats.
• Will my DS be at a disadvantage if I put him in a new kindergarten where all the other kids have already completed their SATs?
• This doesn’t bode well. When did the AARP mailings start to outnumber the Victoria’s Secret catalogs?
• You’d think that after 3 years of nutritional biology, DS would know that Ramen noodles aren’t a vegetable.
• Senior Males Underestimating Girls – Not our usual SMUG discussion.
• New AAA Release – “What noise? I don’t hear anything” is considered a legitimate car repair if you have kids in college.
• Sociology, Taoism, Economics, Anthropology, and Music forum – Discussion for STEAM majors.
• Uh oh, I think I misunderstood the “Orientation Preference” question on the housing application. I put “Landscape”</p>

<p>Your turn. Try it. It’s fun. The best inspiration can be found in actual threads. ;)</p>

<p>Congratulations CC!!!</p>

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<p>A lot of great threads!</p>