The CC Forum: 1,221,385 Topics (And Counting)

<p>Yeah, I added 'em up. Could we possibly have missed anything?</p>

<p>There are actually a lot of things that are not on CC. For example, I have found no information on the Kennedy-Lugar YES Abroad Program, but it seems to be a good program as the State Department pays for you to study abroad [Usually around a $8,000 value] in a country with a large Muslim population, ranging from Bosnia/Herzegovina to Mali.</p>

<p>Seems like something new comes up every day–enough to keep me coming back for years and years.</p>

<p>I’m sure I’ll be adding some more. Just think how many more we’d have if we still had the political forum;)</p>

<p>I think we need to talk some more about whether prestige matters.</p>

<p>Looking for an REU subforum.</p>

<p>I didn’t see this year’s annual “I’m Asian and I didn’t get into any Ivies” thread. What happened?</p>

<p>I have a few questions that I have been searching a few weeks and have been unable to find. </p>

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<li> Question:As stated in the ASK the DEAN section, college defeciencies or imbalances exist…how do students from FL find out what deficiencies are at UF? “As you’ll observe when you read it, students admitted from the waitlist are often selected to fill some deficiency in the enrolling class. Such deficiencies might include (but aren’t limited to): gender, racial/ethic background, geography, choice of major, special talents.”</li>
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<p>For example, it used to be 2 men to 1 woman, now I hear the number is 70% women, so are there deficiences by race or Floridians in some programs? </p>

<p>Is there a limit of 10% the number of foreign students that FL schools can take…meaning they take 90% FL students?</p>

<p>How does one find out which deficiencies exist at UF, and where the applications are down the most?</p>

<p>I’ve noticed that there’s VERY little information about Kaiser’s SYEP internship program… So you missed a topic :wink: It’s not very well-advertised, but it’s super competitive! I’d think SOMEone would have mentioned it at least once but oh well…</p>

<p>If you take out all the threads with the word “Ivy” in the name, and then eliminate all those that discuss the merits of Duke vs. Michigan, there would probably be less than half of what you counted up.</p>

<p>Nothing to add–just good to see some of those old-time screen names. Hope you all are healthy and happy and your kids on their way to running the world. I check in from time to time, but with youngest a hs senior, it might become even more sporadic. </p>

<p>Until, that is, CC starts that “Life After College” or “Grandparents” forum. ;)</p>

<p>Wait, you can’t count it as a separate topic if it’s the same topic brought up 5,000 times.</p>

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<p>Right…Parents Whose Students are Graduating but Have Been Together 5+ Years and Really Like Each Other and Don’t Want to Lose Touch.</p>

<p>^^Like, missy!</p>

<p>Does that include what are my Chances or not?</p>

<p>I know there’s a thread for St. Andrew’s in Scotland, and I see a thread about Canadian colleges, but I’m wondering if it’s time for a subforum about colleges outside of the US. At St. Andrew’s, for example, Americans now comprise 15% of the undergraduates.</p>

<p>I guess I’m in the minority here, but I have found CC to be woefully inadequate or downright remiss in addressing many topics. Below are a few lists that I have compiled over time. I like to think of them as my “Threads I’d Like to Read” :wink: series from the “Parents of the College Class of 2014 and Beyond” thread. So, 2014 college parents, you have already been subjected to and can ignore most of these.</p>

<p>• Regular person gets up and goes to work
• Is ‘hitting the snooze alarm’ workplace violence?
• Hey STEMers, will the Coriolis Force make my toilet flush in the opposite direction if I bring it to Auckland University?
• Have you seen my keys?
• When applying 7-Day beauty cream, can I take time out for meals?
• Is Facebook an EC?
• Help! - How can I make this harder than it needs to be?
• 2+2=5, George Orwell couldn’t cut it in my HS math class. Take that you Humanities kids
• Where’s my math book at? Take that you STEM kids
• No really, have you seen my keys?
• Yeah, like you’ve never accidentally set fire to your campus tour group
• Is the decimal precision of GPA calculations fair?
• Empty Nest – Will I be OK when I have no more children’s lives to ruin?
• Campbell’s or Progresso? – Spreadsheet Needed
• Sure it’s immoral, unethical, and illegal; but…
• Health Services – Godsend or Profit Center?
• NED HILP WID IPD KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY BORED
• I’d love the kid on the couch a little more if he’d get up every now and then
• My toddler is snotty and crawls backwards. Will that be a hook for Ivy campus tour guide?
• Can we all agree to abbreviate Dartmouth, Williams, Tufts, and Stanford as DWTS?
• If CC was an island, who would you vote off?
• State Flagships – Are they looking for Shoelaces or Velcro?
• Hades (full ride) or Purgatory (uncertain)?
• Disney World!!! – MS Project Plan needed
• I’m trying to find the path to financial ruin – HSN or QVC?
• We’ve already told you more than we actually know – Additional Discussion Needed
• Our cow wants to attend UC-Bovine – Are opposable thumbs required?
• Where are my damn keys?
• I don’t know you, your family, or your situation, but here’s what you should do
• I think I’m indecisive, but I’m not sure
• Technical Question – Why does DS’s computer stop working every time he downloads free Megan Fox wallpaper?
• A West African Prince needs me to wire him some money. Can I do that at 7-11?
• This is the thread that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends…
• Meet Me in Sinner’s Alley for some Virtual Proselytizing
• Post here if you have any speculation or conjecture that I should accept as fact
• 2400 SAT but keeps bumpin’ into sh**. Is this a problem?
• What if I’m not retentive enough?
• What if I run out of things to worry about?
• Do you use soap? Do you have friends who use soap? If so, then Amway could be for you
• Which Athletic Conference for a kid with no interest in sports?
• Hey honey, it has been a while… Chance Me :slight_smile: (Last Updated: Sat. Night @ 9:00PM by DearthOfLove, Post Count: 1)
• Oh :frowning: (Last Updated: Sat. Night @ 9:01PM by DearthOfLove, Post Count: 2)
• Friend wants to know if Viagra has an expiration date (Last Update: Sat. Night @ 9:02PM by DearthOfLove, Post Count: 3)
• Can’t Get Enough of Your Love Babe, Chance Me (Last Updated: Sat. Night @ 9:00PM by BerryWight)
• :):):slight_smile: (Last Updated: Sat. Night @ 9:10PM by BerryWight)
• Like a :slight_smile: – The Official Smilie Simile Thread
• Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes – The Official Pediatric Medicine Thread
• Walking around campus, the dorm looked good – The Official Housing / Dangling Modifier Thread
• I know I put them around here somewhere
• I Love My Child, But…</p>

<p>More “Threads I’d Like to Read”</p>

<p>• LOR sent on prison stationary – Will this affect my chances?
• Is it wrong of me to be envious of my kid’s meal plan?
• I promise not to let it happen again until next time.
• Why can’t life ever be unfair in my favor?
• Why can’t you spell “families” without “lies”?
• Ummm, did you know that Notre Dame was in Indiana? There goes that trip to Paris.
• While away at college, Mom insists that we dress alike everyday – Is this going too far? (Posted by Fred)
• Uh Oh, this implies that I can read a campus map!
• Dang, I can’t believe how old that vase was that I knocked over during the campus tour.
• Does anyone know where I can find a well-intentioned post to completely twist out of context?
• If I’m paying for his education, I get to pick his friends.
• Does anyone else’s job make them “Exhaustipated”… too tired to give a sh<strong>?
• Best way to ship a “really large cooler” to DS? – He says he can’t study without it.
• Collegius Interruptus – New form of parents’ birth control brought on by kids calling home at incredibly inconvenient times.
• DH and DS want to go to Hooters after move-in. Um, where am I supposed to eat?
• Tell them, “Oh, he studies Medieval Invertebrate Quantum Neuro Musical Theatre,” that shuts them up.
• Does anyone else enjoy using partial information to belittle people that they don’t know?
• How dare DS’s roommate try to take up ½ the room?
• Could making “Slim Fast” with Ben & Jerry’s be what is reducing its effectiveness? Which ice cream do you use?
• Hey Parents! Need Advice – If I park the car just right, how long will it be until they notice?
• Embarrassed during move-out by parents’ PDA (Public Display of Animosity)
• Is not telling everything that you know necessarily lying?
• Got the terms “square” and “bar” mixed up in the Exlax directions. I won’t be posting for a while.
• I was accidentally rummaging through my child’s stuff and while reading her diary found this in an envelope marked “Do Not Open!” in the back of one of her drawers…
• Halving trubble with foniks.
• Could someone please start a really civilized thread so I have somewhere to post something really offensive?
• S/he’s just like you!
• And I want to go to a school that looks like Hogwarts why?
• Scarred for life – I just saw my kid’s room on video Skype.
• DS wants to know if I can put 12 grass skirts, 24 coconut halves, and some string in the cooler before mailing it?
• Which is better for shipping – 24 coconut halves or 12 coconuts and a hack saw?
• In which forum can I post fact based questions without fear of retribution?
• Thread for the agnostic marginal “D” ambidextrous 9-toed student. No condescending posts from religious smart left/right-handed kids with the requisite number of digits please.
• Is it me or can Godiva chocolate talk?
• Almost to the end of my list, but only room for one more on the Application for ECs. Should I put the “Cured Cancer” or “Ended Famine”?
• Looking for a college without an Honor Code.
• DS only matriculated at Reed College because he thought it would be a good place to play saxophone and clarinet. What to do?
• Oh, and he was doubly happy about being able to play oboe at Reed.
• Should I question DD about a line on our bill… “Meal Plan: Shackin’ Up Buxx”?
• The Official “Dead Horse” Thread – Just keep posting
• Gotta run. DS (aka Mr. STEM) is being held at the airport by TSA for arguing about whether or not glass is a liquid.
• Surely one’s major directly reflects his/her value as a human being.
• I’m sorry, was there a “Consider Reality” box that I was supposed to check before my EFC was calculated?
• Proposal to simplify “Chance” responses to “Anything’s Possible,” ”Yeah, right,” and “Not a Snowball’s”
• New request – Will I also be able to ship a Moonwalk (deflated, of course) to DS along with the cooler, grass skirts, and coconuts?
• I didn’t get the answer that I wanted on that other thread, so I’m starting a new one. Please validate my previous decision.
• Humanities kid learns all about spatial geometry problems during move in – You can’t fit 10 lbs of sh</strong> in a 5 lb bag!</p>

<p>Yet more “Threads I’d Like to Read”</p>

<p>• If DH (Mr. cum laud EE) is so smart, then why is the new ceiling fan switch labeled “NO” and “FFO”. Could it be upside down?
• So, like why can’t I like start a sentence without “So”?
• Should I make DD repeat basic Geometry until she learns to align her bra straps in parallel with her top?
• Can someone please get it through DS’s thick STEM skull that it does make sense that the Spanish-American War was won by Cuba?
• Why can’t DW understand that all you have to do is flip the switch up to turn off the fan, down to turn it on. It’s not like it HAS to match the other switches in the house. And who reads the labels anyway?
• We’re making a list of what we pay for vs. what DS pays for (tuition, books, printer paper, ink, etc.). At your house, are condoms a “want” or a “need”?
• If DW (Ms. ChemE Petroleum) is so smart, then why is her car always on empty and I have to fill it?
• Let’s start a meta-list to rank the efficacy of college ranking lists. Results should be based on the international standard “Worldwide Harbinger of Absolute Truth and Existential Verification of Enigmatic Research” methodology, commonly referred to as WHATEVER.
• Ladies, if a man says he will do something then he will do it. You don’t have to remind him every six months.
• I sure hope that DH never understands that I am perfectly capable of pumping my own gas, but why bother when I have him? See, I am “so smart.”
• No, the plural of “anecdote” is not “data”
• New Highlights Magazine “America’s Best Colleges” Issue Released. I found Yale in the tree next to the pencil.
• DS was really excited to “Study Abroad” until he found out that “Abroad” was one word.
• OK, I got the Buns and Abs, but no one told me what I really needed was “Nerves of Steel” for move-in.
• Vote here for “Most Inane Thread” (threads that do not contain the words “Ivy” or “Flagship” need not apply)
• Since I don’t have any 3-year-olds at home anymore, I thought I’d act like one here.
• If DH (Mr. PhD Children’s Literature) is so smart, then why do the kids always want me to read their stories?
• The secret to having your kids call you is to be faster than Google.
• I’m confused, Google said that this is the site that I’m supposed to use to renew my helicopter license.
• I’m guessing that “Smother Mother” is not a term of endearment?
• Why can’t DW understand that it is my ethical duty to tell the kids the real fairy tales even if they can’t sleep for weeks afterwards?
• My Sociology major kid was really excited about his “Integration” class until he found out it was Calculus 101.
• Talk about grade inflation, in the good old days all you had to be was a perfect “10”, now you have to be a perfect “2400”
• If you can’t find the weirdo in your office then you are the weirdo.
• Messed up finding “Mr. Right.” I thought the sign in Barnes & Noble said “Help Yourself” section, not “Self Help”.
• Is Geritol a controlled substance?
• DS is hoping to get a diverse array of ethnic foods while at college like “Canadian Bacon,” “American Cheese,” “French Fries,” and “English Muffins.”
• If DH (Mr. Fluid Dynamics Concentrator) is so smart, then why has my kitchen faucet been leaking for months?
• Try my new service. For a small fee, I will set up a FB page under your name, “friend” your mom, and update it with all the educational things that you are doing. I just need a picture and a little known fact about you. I call it “Farcebook”
• Hypothetically, pretend that during move-out you accidentally backed into someone else’s car, but it was only a tiny dent, just minor parts fell off, the flames were quickly extinguished, the broken glass was hardly noticeable, the siblings were mostly OK, that car seat was old anyway, and you were able to push the airbag back in… should you have left a note?
• Yeah, but Job never had to wait for a move-in cart.
• We’ll never resolve this, so let’s get started…
• After the interview, the AdCon wrote “NFW” on DS’s folder. What does that mean?
• Why can’t DW understand that all you have to do is wrap a rag around the faucet and dangle it in the sink? There, leaky faucet problem solved.
• Need TOS clarification. What is the best way to redirect the discussion in a thread that’s currently not all about me?
• If DH (Mr. ChemE w/ Botany minor) is so smart, then why is my lawn orange?
• Is DS too focused on college stats? His friend told him about a girl at school with 36-24-36 measurements and his reply was, “Yeah, but which ACTs?”
• OK, maybe a night of drinking before the info session wasn’t such a good idea after all.
• This whole thing is my physics professor’s fault. He’s the one that said, “Theoretically, if you drive it fast enough, the bulldozer will pass right through that brick wall.”
• Does the answer to that little “backing into someone’s car” thingy change if it was hypothetically DD’s roommate’s parent’s car?
• Why can’t DW understand that anyone can have a green lawn, but orange makes a statement?
• Harvard ruined my redneck S. He now insists that we refer to him as a “Crimson Nape.”
• Help Parents! They think they have to know what I’m doing every minute! Will someone please tell my kids that I can manage on my own?
• I sure hope that DS will be able to sleep on that new treadmill when he comes home.
• Looking for a good urban Amish EE school.</p>