The Singaporean Connection

<p>Welcome, squarehead! Wah so many CHS guys around... and no, I'm not one myself. :p</p>

<p>squarehead, wassup u from chi high too?
me n chezo are both from batch of 1999, except he left for canada in sec2, while i stayed n went to vj. we noe a guy who went to texas, left around sec2 too.</p>

<p>hey..bonjour! comment allez vous?</p>

<p>i'm from vj too!!! accepted into the huntsman class of 2010, penn.. currently undergoing mandatory slave duty in ns... anyone else here gg to huntsman or penn in 2006?</p>

<p>meesah vjc too!! :)</p>

<p>u guys graduated in 1999 lol. I started sec 1 in 2000. but I left for california at the end of sec 1. BTW when u guys were at chs has all that consortium crap started yet? that really screwed our school over</p>

<p>The multi-purpose FutureCard will be the version of our perpetually metamorphosing IC in the near future. With an embedded smart chip, it can also be used as a passport, store our medical history, driver's license, act as an ATM card, serve as an electronic purse and even be used at the National Library...what ever you do with the card...you will be tracked! It may also be a tracking device via GPRS (Good or Bad, depending the situation) However, a recent debate has brought to light the questionable control on access, potential information abuse and privacy infringement. As the debate rages on, I can foresee a likely scenario when ordering pizzas in the near future...</p>

<p>Ah Beng's FutureCard ( Likely Scenerio )</p>

<p>Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut Geylang. May I have your..."</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "Haloo, arh...can I orler huh..."</p>

<p>Operator: "Can I have your Future Card number first, Sir?"</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "It's arh..., hold on prease, arh..... S6102-0499-54610FC"</p>

<p>Operator: "OK... you're... Tan Ah Beng alias 'Or Kwee Tao' and you're calling from 17-D Lorong 14, Geylang. Your home number is 6782 8828, your office 6782 8838 and your mobile is 96828848. Which number are you calling from now Sir?</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "Home lah! Wah Lan...How you get all my phone lumbers, arh?"</p>

<p>Operator: "We are connected to the 'FutureCard' system Sir"</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "OK lah, okay lah...Can I orler your Seafood Pisar..."</p>

<p>Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "Why....Cannot arh?"</p>

<p>Operator: "According to your latest medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "What?...Wah Lan!....medical lecords also hab... you lecommend lah?"</p>

<p>Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "Wah...How you know I like Hokkien mee, arh?"</p>

<p>Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "OK...OK...Buay Ta Han... I give up... Gif me three family sized ones then, how much arh?</p>

<p>Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $45..."</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "I pay by FutureCard...Can or Not ?"</p>

<p>Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $6720.55- since October last year"</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "!.<em>censored</em>.. Everything also know...chiat lat!"</p>

<p>Operator: "That's not including the late payment charges on yourhousing loan Sir.</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "Okay lah...I run to ATM and withdraw some cash before you come my house lor"</p>

<p>Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today....with the latest withdrawal of $250 for 4D and TOTO at 2.46pm"</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I borrow money from my Ah Mah. How long arh?"</p>

<p>Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...it'll be ready in 15 mins and you are only 5 mins away"</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "Where got transport?"</p>

<p>Operator: "According to the details in your FutureCard", you own a Honda Scooter, ...registration number FE 3288..."</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "!"<em>censored</em></p>

<p>Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"</p>

<p>Ah Beng: [Speechless and calms down after being reminded of the brush with the law]</p>

<p>Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"</p>

<p>Ah Beng: "Nothing... by the way... still got stock of that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised or not?"</p>

<p>Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "</p>

<p>Ah Beng: [Heard cursing away as he slams down the phone and telling his family he is going to the Hawker Centre to 'Tar Pow']</p>

<p>LOL. nice nice. almost forgot how good ah beng jokes are..</p>

<p>decided....cornell '09!!! unless MIT/stanford/duke takes me from waitlist =/</p>

<p>wow!! even with ur waitlist, ur acceptance is solid man!! :)</p>

<p>good luck in cornell. i can imagine singaporeans being pretty bored there despite the parties. lol~</p>

<p>Haha fatcookie what's that supposed to mean? I just got a "preferred transfer" option from Cornell off the waitlist. LOL :D</p>

<p>bump it up</p>

<p>hey anyone here got accepted into Brown?</p>

<p>hey ppl, need advice.... my brother is in yr1 one rite now and i told him nov/dec this yr wud be the best time to give his sat1..wat do u all think? and since sat2 writing has been scrapped, do ppl still do 3 sat2 exams like b4?? i was thinking he shud do math2c/phy/chem for sat2s as he will most likely choose engineering or sciences....</p>

<p>all u rj ppl, he really does not know how to prepare for the darned essay section, teachers in rj are they willin to help with sat essay section?? who /which teacher can he approach?? :p</p>

<p>bump!!!!!!!!!! all u singapore kidz, where are u????????
this thread hibernates too much if u ask me.... or maybe u guys are juz smart n disciploned enuf to do bttr things with ur life then 'waste' time here like me....... :p</p>

<p>hey... im from vj also.... well at least till last yr... hey neha1.. i don think it matters when he does his SAT 1 but his SAT 2 should be done before his As as in around the May to june timeframe...</p>

<p>noo... i'm stuck studying for my IB exams, in the midst of it now. cna you believe i had to use kampong glam as an example for geog. the horror. i never thought pri 4 ss would ever be useful.</p>

<p>haha.. now we noe how impt ss was...</p>

<p>anyone here going to canada?</p>

<p>hey i'm a J2 from hc :) Just wanted to ask how important do you guys think ECs really are? I was so terribly busy in J1 cos I took an extra sub and had a lot of olympiad trainings that I had to quit most of my ccas so now I only have one without any posts (weeps)... Would this seriously harm my us uni admission prospects? the ivies dont seem to care much about s papers or olympiads :(</p>

<p>btw it seems that all the hc seniors who went to the ivies are from humans. bahh what happened to all the science students who make up 80% of the hc population?</p>