<p>Chapter 1</p>
<p>Once upon a time the cat was in the CC thread, HSL, and it posted extremely energetically, but Apollo11 spammed quickly. So a Mod banned the cat, but then decided to sensually lick some other member of the forum. The member was annbern and she decided that she really enjoyed it. She went to be raped by Paintallthestuff, who’s gay, but chickened out. Suddenly, the cat sharted on its owner, Apollo11, who then abandoned HSL. In the meantime, metsfanAJM performed Seppuku and Repede cried tears of joy because he impregnated an asian panda loving busty woman. During this, CE527M became dripping wet from falling into a water bottle full of acid. Helping CE527M, Repede continued to cry magic tears that cured cancer, permanently. 9 months later, Repede Jr. was on CC, HSL, and was permabanned after he ate a giraffe. An evil, polka-dotted pterosaur with stripes and lots of metabolism ate Repede.</p>
<p>Chapter 2:</p>
<p>CE527M, who was Yakisoba’s biological mother, had a love for being raped. CE527M also loved being really awesome at giving handjobs. One day, she gave birth to a purple fairy. CE527M wanted to become like Amanda Bynes. She was obsessed with being cool. Because of that, 400 packs of beer were bought by the Mafia to get CE527M laid by metsfanAJM. Some time later, CE527M got pregnant with triplets, so she decided to give birth early because she wanted fluffy elephants instead. Something went wrong. Somehow, a giant octopus with hairy legs snuck into Yakisoba’s room and kindly offered him Chinese food. </p>
<p>Yakisoba did not accept the food because he molested little girls. The octopus sadly died from arthritis</p>
<p>Chapter 1</p>
<p>Once upon a time the cat was in the CC thread, HSL, and it posted extremely energetically, but Apollo11 spammed quickly. So a Mod banned the cat, but then decided to sensually lick some other member of the forum. The member was annbern and she decided that she really enjoyed it. She went to be raped by Paintallthestuff, who’s gay, but chickened out. Suddenly, the cat sharted on its owner, Apollo11, who then abandoned HSL. In the meantime, metsfanAJM performed Seppuku and Repede cried tears of joy because he impregnated an asian panda loving busty woman. During this, CE527M became dripping wet from falling into a water bottle full of acid. Helping CE527M, Repede continued to cry magic tears that cured cancer, permanently. 9 months later, Repede Jr. was on CC, HSL, and was permabanned after he ate a giraffe. An evil, polka-dotted pterosaur with stripes and lots of metabolism ate Repede.</p>
<p>Chapter 2:</p>
<p>CE527M, who was Yakisoba’s biological mother, had a love for being raped. CE527M also loved being really awesome at giving handjobs. One day, she gave birth to a purple fairy. CE527M wanted to become like Amanda Bynes. She was obsessed with being cool. Because of that, 400 packs of beer were bought by the Mafia to get CE527M laid by metsfanAJM. Some time later, CE527M got pregnant with triplets, so she decided to give birth early because she wanted fluffy elephants instead. Something went wrong. Somehow, a giant octopus with hairy legs snuck into Yakisoba’s room and kindly offered him Chinese food. </p>
<p>Yakisoba did not accept the food because he molested little girls. The octopus sadly died from arthritis because he took Tylenol instead of Aleve.</p>
<p>Chapter 1</p>
<p>Once upon a time the cat was in the CC thread, HSL, and it posted extremely energetically, but Apollo11 spammed quickly. So a Mod banned the cat, but then decided to sensually lick some other member of the forum. The member was annbern and she decided that she really enjoyed it. She went to be raped by Paintallthestuff, who’s gay, but chickened out. Suddenly, the cat sharted on its owner, Apollo11, who then abandoned HSL. In the meantime, metsfanAJM performed Seppuku and Repede cried tears of joy because he impregnated an asian panda loving busty woman. During this, CE527M became dripping wet from falling into a water bottle full of acid. Helping CE527M, Repede continued to cry magic tears that cured cancer, permanently. 9 months later, Repede Jr. was on CC, HSL, and was permabanned after he ate a giraffe. An evil, polka-dotted pterosaur with stripes and lots of metabolism ate Repede.</p>
<p>Chapter 2:</p>
<p>CE527M, who was Yakisoba’s biological mother, had a love for being raped. CE527M also loved being really awesome at giving handjobs. One day, she gave birth to a purple fairy. CE527M wanted to become like Amanda Bynes. She was obsessed with being cool. Because of that, 400 packs of beer were bought by the Mafia to get CE527M laid by metsfanAJM. Some time later, CE527M got pregnant with triplets, so she decided to give birth early because she wanted fluffy elephants instead. Something went wrong. Somehow, a giant octopus with hairy legs snuck into Yakisoba’s room and kindly offered him Chinese food. </p>
<p>Yakisoba did not accept the food because he molested little girls. The octopus sadly died from arthritis because he took Tylenol instead of Aleve. At the funeral,</p>