<p>Due to my complete lack of ability regarding haikus and poems, I’m opting to express myself a different way:</p>
<p>AP & SAT fees, prep books, and score report fees: $ 800
Airfare to Zimbabwe to set up an orphanage: $2,000
Coaching fees and camps/seminars to become a recruited athlete: $12,000
Manipulating genetics in order to be a URM: $25,000 </p>
<p>Commiserating with 27,000 other applicants when you get rejected: Priceless</p>
<p>REJECTION LIMERICK #2</p>
<p>The Crimson has made their last call
Next year I won’t be in their halls
It hurts in my brain stem
And even though I don’t have them
It feels like I’ve been struck in the bawlz</p>
<p>harvard freestyle #1</p>
<p>i just got rejected, so long, so long. so long as i stay strong and get my act together at yale, i’ll remain a true player – my flare flaming up the adcom office in cambridge. they’re weeping, popping open bottles been chilled in the fridge. "why the hell we let the guy go? who knew he was a prophet? who knew he’d be making a profit on wall street or in the ER, popping champagne in the back of the caddy like a 17th century russian g-czar.</p>
<p>i’m a hustla. too bonafide like i told my boy shrek. not a tech genius or a serious train wreck – let me check. my percentiles weren’t high in the sky, just an average guy. still had hope like a broke bloke covered in a torn cloak, seeing his dreams rejuvenate in his weed smoke. forget about “chance me” threads, i’m into the “romance me” ones instead. too late to worry about whether or not i get in or get out – i’m all about that open route without the ivy degree, no doubt, getting into college ain’t as bad as getting a clout in the face when you had metal braces.</p>
<p>too many other things could go wrong. the list is too long and i’d rather not bring up the specific scenarios. your future won’t drown in a lake ontario if you don’t get into the college of your dreams. deferred, under preferred, or waitlisted doesn’t have to be the curse that gets your life twisted.</p>
<p>your talent is unmeasurable. you are a pleasurable, fresh and fly cat. get that. if you get the rejection letter tear it up and give dean fitz a smack. get back in the zone. this game is only yours to own.</p>
<p>peace+love.</p>
<p>-tp of cc.</p>
<p>one more thing. it is friday night. get crunk and enjoy yourself.</p>
<p>yes. very nice prophet</p>
<p>im kind of rusty since i havent been on here in a while, but here it goes</p>
<p>NO MONEY TO GO TO HARVARD </p>
<p>harvard, i have no money
peep pop skoot doot skot
i cant really pay your fee
peep pop skoot doot skot
please give some money to me
peep pop skoot doot skot</p>
<p>harvard,
do you like my resume?
i will wait here and stay,
and tell you about my hooks, okay?
i may not be a URM, per se,
but i make a mean green eggs and ham, sauteed.
i can do a front flip the other way,
and i did a rain dance the other day.
so please, will you take another look before may?
my app is under all those papers you threw away.</p>
<p>You people are incredible.</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>Butternut, say what?
We’re just spittin’
like Whitman
or more like Hughes,
‘cause we got nothin’ to lose
but everything to prove
‘cause we all wanna move
out to the Pearly Gates
that have educated the Greats
throughout the history of our nation
One big conglomeration
of the world’s smartest.
Too bad it’s the hardest
school to set foot in.
I can rhyme, but I couldn’t
ever impress a Harvard adcom
unless she was my mom
and even then, I’d have trouble
makin’ it into the Harvard bubble.</p>
<p>How long did it take you to come up with that???</p>
<p>5 minutes. tops.</p>
<p>yea. yea. yea.</p>
<p>The Agony of Waitin’</p>
<p>The always awful agony of waitin’
Now that all my app’s are complete
what to do, cuz most of ya’ll are nerds and ain’t datin’
oh s*** I think my dogs in heat</p>
<p>All the time i’ll be chillin’
I pray I get in…God be willin’
Its more than the name of the school and the fact it’s the best
Its the pride an change it would bring to a small town from the midwest</p>
<p>btw i didn’t mean anything by the whole nerds thing
but let’s be honest…a lot of ya’ll on here don’t date lol</p>
<p>It’s true; we do homework instead. Sigh.</p>
<p>oh snap. ya’ll are killin’ this. if we get into harvard, we are making a group.</p>
<p>@squaregirl/The poster above that mentioned the sexual frustrations of nerds:</p>
<p>That’s precisely why we must go to Harvard! </p>
<p>Chicks AND an education!</p>
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<p>holy crap I lol’d.</p>
<p>Or dudes and an education. For the five or so straight sexually frustrated females. =P</p>
<p>Or we’ll get rejected from Harvard and die nerds.</p>
<p>i copped some last night</p>