<p>I've been gone all weekend. I just got home.</p>
<p>My ex-boyfriend is still, and always will be, an idiot.</p>
<p>xanga sucks</p>
<p>I need new tennis shoes... I've been wearing my current pair for 3 years now...</p>
<p>Jeremy Clarkson of BBC 2's Top Gear is a funny, funny man.</p>
<p>The perimeter around an Island is infinite.</p>
<p>I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.</p>
<p>I want gummy bears.</p>
<p>I need to learn to drive.</p>
<p>Your a idiot.</p>
<p>yadadamean?</p>
<p>i want my damn mailman to come! i swear to god, that man is the utterly slowest driver EVER.</p>
<p>I like purple socks.</p>
<p>Marshmallow is such a funny word. Like sordid.</p>
<p>Maarrrrrrrssssssssssshhhhhhmmmmaaallllloooowwww
sooooooooooooorrddiiiiiiidddd</p>
<p>I hate pencils. They're either annoyingly dull or annoyingly sharp... never that nice in-between-y state. I like to stick with pens. But I don't like really inky pens. I'm very picky when it comes to writing utensils.</p>
<p>Peanut peanut peanut.</p>
<p>I can't trust most people in my school anymore.</p>
<p>Experience a return to purity, with Evian, water naturally filtered from the French Alps for over fifteen years.</p>
<p>Blergleschmidt.</p>
<p>college..what..did I hear you say college admissions.
Do no ask anyone their SAT scores, their class rank or their Ec awards, unless you want to die in a hundred different terrible ways.</p>