The Utterly-Off-Topic Thread

<p>Smorgasbord.</p>

<p>I ate chicken.</p>

<p>Je suis un pamplemousse violet.</p>

<p>a purple grapefruit, eh?</p>

<p>i'm letting revit eat my computer alive. 'tis wonderful, watching my darling computer's functional capacity die with each passing second.</p>

<p>I have Pepto Bismol tablets in my pursey thing.</p>

<p>I'm kinda hungry...</p>

<p>Album: Five score and seven years ago
Artist: Relient K</p>

<p>Best band ever</p>

<p>yo quiero un chocolate</p>

<p>I have way too much homework but hey what else is new????</p>

<p>I just got a weird shiver up my spine.</p>

<p>I know long division.</p>

<p>I don't want to be a poor college kid, but i'm a poor high school kid right now. I spent like 4 days looking for things to do for pocket change (other than lifeguarding), and eventually found Treasure</a> Trooper. </p>

<p>Not spam, but the truth.. just don't get so attached that you slack on your homework! I'm really behind now :(</p>

<p>I put a circle of self tanner on my stomach..so i'm all white with a little tan circle . haha</p>

<p>Spin the globe, put your finger down....OCEAN!</p>

<p>I like pork chops. Just not barbecue pork chops.</p>

<p>Jimi looks weird on the cover of axis: bold as love.</p>

<p>Off topic-iness.</p>

<p>I am Bob Dole.</p>

<p>I love my new shoes almost as much as I love my iPod. :)</p>

<p>I can't get no satisfaction.</p>