<p>how long will this thread last? it seems to have potential...</p>
<p>Potato*e*, said the idiot.</p>
<p>I shave my cat on Friday nights.</p>
<p>Ballin-ness is the only character trait that counts.</p>
<p>I have broken many a pen by stabbing them into the table while attempting to solve impossibly hard math problems.</p>
<p>What is the integral of (4x^4 - 6x^3 + 10x^3 - x - 1)/(2x^2 - 3x - 5) by using partial fraction decomposition? Thank you. :D</p>
<p>My head itches and I feel sick.</p>
<p>Existentialism is way better than chocolate.</p>
<p>There's no moustache like my father's moustache, that's the biggest moustache in town.</p>
<p>Printer cartridges cost a lot.</p>
<p>What is this "FM Radio" you speak of?</p>
<p>Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball!</p>
<p>let's paint a wall the colour.... mauve</p>
<p>there's a fuzzy white stuffed (animal) poodle that sits on my monitor and it makes me ridiculously happy</p>
<p>I really need to buy some rosin.</p>
<p>I won $2.50 on Bodog freeroll last night. Only took me 3.5 hours!</p>
<p>Arrgh, went the pirate.</p>
<p>My elbow is acting kinda funny. It's cool.</p>
<p>How come no one told me that the new Ted Leo album dropped today?!</p>
<p>I'm frustrated that being a serious classical pianist (trying to be at least) entails for me always having godawful ugly fingernails.</p>