Hiya y’all! I’m an upperclassman currently at U of M. I figured I’d share some facts and thoughts and experiences I’ve had with the dorms to shed a little light on the topic I’ll be listing the dorms in order of size [number of students who live there]. I will do my best to be as accurate as possible, but I may have forgotten something and some small details might be slightly inaccurate since I haven’t lived in every dorm. I can also say that generally dorms have a game/recreation area, printing/study area (CLC), a small kitchen students can use, a cultural lounge, and a small café or shop. Not every dorm has all of those things (EX: I don’t believe Markley has a kitchen) though. Before I get into that, though, I want to debunk two common misconceptions.
1.) Being on north campus is in NO way the end of the world. Or even necessarily a bad thing. Yes, it can be slightly inconvenient as you have to learn the bussing system and wake up a little earlier to get to central campus classes… but unlike 40 years ago, there’s actually plenty of cool things on north campus. To name a few things, not far away is Cardamom (wonderful Indian restaurant), a Panera, a Subway, etc. Pierpont is a super fun place to hang out and is kinda like the Union of North Campus. The Dude is a beautiful library. There’s the Videogame Archive where you can use all sort of game consoles and games for hours on end. The nature is GORGEOUS. There are the swings. Basically, don’t knock north campus until you get there. Again, it can be inconvenient… but a lot of things are inconvenient without being bad. There are also plus sides to the dorms, which I’ll get to momentarily!
2.) Most people I’ve met have loved their freshman year dorm regardless of which one it was. 99.9% of the reason? The people. The people are the reason you’ll make memories and laugh and cry and all sorts of other things, and that’s true regardless of whether you’re in SQuad, Oxford, or Baits II.
BURSLEY: Bursley has the capacity to hold well over 1200 students, making it the biggest dorm. Mostly freshmen live in Bursley, but it’s not necessarily all freshmen. Bursley is a long, sprawling building with granted somewhat dim/small hallways. It has many types of rooms. However, it has a nice little snack store and games and things to do down by the community center (CC). Because it is largely freshmen and the largest dorm, a lot of incoming students will end up here. This means that the community can be a great place, as it’s a whole building full of people trying to make friends and get to know everyone! Seriously, don’t underestimate how much of a plus that is. Another plus is the dining hall… they have really cool themed dinners I’ll come up from central campus just to attend on occasion (EX: Harry Potter), and the dining hall itself is beautiful. It’s two large, modern eating areas with large windows sandwiching the serving area. This is the only dining hall on north campus, making it a frequent stop for people living in Bursley, Baits, potentially Northwood, and those with north campus classes. People often joke about a raccoon that likes to hang out by one of the trash cans outside Bursley. This is the biggest dorm on North Campus.
PRO TIP: For people moving into Bursley… your MLead helper will probably tell you this, but if they don’t, overcrowding the elevators with a ton of people, blue bins, and heavy items will make an elevator stop working until it can be fixed. This means you, and everyone else, may have to take their stuff up via the stairs.
MARKELY: “The Freshman Warehouse” as some joke, and is all freshmen. This is both a good and bad thing. Truthfully, Markley gets poked fun at quite a bit. There are lots of jokes about its lack of air conditioning, smaller rooms, weird layout, and some comments about bugs (namely cockroaches). Yes, I’ve known some people who’ve said they’ve seen cockroaches in their rooms/etc. But the vast majority of those I’ve known who’ve lived there haven’t. Markley is I believe four floors and has some good study spaces as well as a small dining hall. Having eaten there, it has a limited menu, but the food isn’t half bad and it has some fun options. Basically, it’s a good place to eat if you live in Markley. I know people who have hated Markley, but I also know quite a few who adored it… that said, nobody really adores the building. As I mentioned earlier, people love their dorm because of the people. As I said, Markley is ALL freshmen: it’s a bunch of people who want to make friends. Additionally, Markley is a place a lot of freshmen go when they want to hang out because, from what I’ve been told, the RAs there tend to be a little more laid back. So even though I’m not gonna lie and say Markley is a fantabulous building, I can honestly say that there’s a good chance someone moving in there loves it anyway. This is the biggest dorm on the Hill, though it’s kind of tucked behind the other Hill dorms.
PRO TIP: For those living in Markley… As I mentioned, the layout is a little weird. You have to go through the second floor to get to certain parts of the dorm? Something along those lines. That means certain areas get super crowded during move-in, so please be patient and listen to your MLead helper.
SOUTH QUAD: SQuad, as it’s affectionately been called, is the largest central campus dorm and holds barely fewer people than Markley. SQuad, however, is much more recently renovated and a super nice building. It’s at least 7 floors tall and I’m pretty sure more than that. Its basement is full of great study spaces/places to hang. The dining hall is by many standards “the best” because it’s the biggest… personally, I don’t like the South Quad dining hall as much as some people. Its serving area is a strange loop shape, plus it’s a bit dark and low-ceilinged in spots and frequently super busy. That’s a personal preference, though I don’t deny it has the most options and good food. The food everywhere is pretty good for dorm food, not gonna lie. It’s the only dining hall with the “Smoke” station though, which always has good meats. SQuad also has one of the University JavaBlu/Blu Cafes in it. SQuad is well-liked in part due to being very close to the Diag. If you’re a freshman and you’re not an athlete or in the honors college, don’t expect to end up here, though that’s not necessarily a bad thing; I know some people who have adored SQuad, but others have felt that their hall was anti-social because of these groups having a large presence. This is the biggest dorm on Central Campus.
PRO TIP: The SQuad dining hall is the primary dining hall for everyone in SQuad AND West Quad. Those are two of the largest dorms… thus SQuad has both a huge dining hall, and a very busy one at that. In addition to those dorms, a lot of fraternities nearby have members that go there as well as those with classes on the Diag.