<p>I found this comment on a blog: The</a> Ph.D. : Lawyers, Guns & Money</p>
<p>Because I dont think just writing a great dissertation and having letters from big-name professors and a big fellowship is enough anymore. I think you need to have real teaching experience, be able to teach online,</p>
<p>Im trying to be charitable and find a way to gloss this as something other than Go **** Yourself. Maybe, Congratulations, go **** yourself. I can just imagine this letter: As a prominent gray eminence, I can attest to the fact that Dr. So-and-Sos dissertation was remarkable, a real intervention in the field, and s/he is also able to teach online.</p>
<p>Ill share some hard-earned wisdom here. There is no good reason to get a Ph.D. Most people do it because they were good at college. They sign up for grad school bent on repressing all knowledge of job markets. They are assisted by grad programs and grad directors in doing just that, through admissions coddling and lies. Early grad students go through coursework playing the same game theyve always played, but more arrogantly. The motive force here is essentially to be patted on the head for being so smart by some imaginary person for whom ones adviser is a stand-in, except that ones adviser does not pat one on the head, but instead does not ****ing care. Why would they? You are just a graduate student.</p>
<p>Either then one graduates, in which case one continues to chase the approval of persons both imaginary (Youre so smart!) and real (Maybe youll get tenure!) These so-called Assistant Professors are insufferable, and spend lots of time blogging about how much work they have to do/have gotten done/how great it is to be an academic even in <strong><em>sville, Alabama because We Serve the Truth or some *</em></strong>. (If they are male, this will not be a public blog, it will be more like a stream-of-consciousness for an audience of one.) Most of these people get tenure and spend the rest of their lives as discontented ***<strong><em>s, fighting with department chairs for release time, begging an indifferent administration for a few dollars, and thinking of the most collegial-yet-subtly-cutting retorts with which to jab other academic pricks who really just want to be patted on the head at conferences. Every now and again you will publish a middling-to-stupid article in Who Gives A *</em></strong> Quarterly which will be read by ten people, all hoping to nit-pick it and score points in the reckoning, again, of someone who does not exist.</p>
<p>Or else you get out of grad school and do something nice with your life. Or, better yet, you never go. Choose wisely!</p>