things i'd rather do right now than apply to college

<p>-play nintendo wii
-finish reading "The Stranger"
-women</p>

<p>i felt the need to make this after staring at the common app for two hours.</p>

<ul>
<li>sleep (10 char)</li>
</ul>

<ul>
<li>go drown myself in the bathtub
or better</li>
<li>rest in the sandy beaches of the bahamas</li>
</ul>

<p>Sleep!!! I havent slept for 24 hours at this pointy. Hopefully I can squeez in three hour here and there tonight, but AP Economics, AP Art History, and a UC application that needs filling out may have something to say about my generous three hours of sleep.</p>

<p>Check that, Bannana_girl's bathtub suggestion is sounding really tempting as of now.</p>

<p>ahh yeah i'd love to go to the beach right now and bbq with some close friends...but sleep would be really nice as well.</p>

<p>-sleep is definitely something i would rather be doing right now...</p>

<p>i'd take going to the dentist over editing these essays anyday</p>

<ul>
<li>finish my senior thesis which is due in 2 weeks</li>
<li>apply for an important competition at my school</li>
<li>study for my economics test on thursday</li>
<li>study for my law test on tuesday</li>
<li>sleep</li>
</ul>

<p>Sleep.</p>

<p>...
No, that's all. Just sleep.</p>

<p>graduate!!</p>

<p>Actually, "get into college" (you know, without the whole "applying" thing) sounds pretty good, too.</p>

<p>Sleep, and read a book that isn't related to schoolwork.</p>

<p>Telepathically inform colleges of how amazing I am and have THEM apply to ME.</p>

<p>1) Play my new video game
2) Enter competitions, try for scholarships
3) Write recreationally
4) Have time to actually read a book
5) Actually study for test instead of cramming
6) Have time to just enjoy being a kid for a while longer...</p>

<p>Okay, this is what EVERYONE would rather do, but no one would admit...</p>

<p>so I'll be the first to admit what you all are thinking anyways: JACK OFF.</p>

<p>jkay wins forever</p>

<p>read Tale of Two Cities for English
Clean my desk and my room
Watch my TV shows waiting for me in TiVo
Take a shower
Aaanything!</p>

<p>haha jkay that cracks me up.</p>

<p>jacking off ftw!</p>

<p>jkay, screw college...there is always time for jacking off.</p>